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Wall the walk / Talk the talk

Posted in Fetishwear, Lingerie is for everyone, Random stuff about sex, Underwear with tags , , , , on February 26, 2019 by Accidental Masturbator

Maybe it was coincidence. It could have been unrelated. Did there have to be a reason why I was feeling up?
I’d had a relatively productive day, and that surely has to be some sort of fillip?
Or maybe spending the day in rubber lingerie was the significant influence?

As I’d zipped up the zip-through latex briefs Continue reading

Baking as a metaphore for life

Posted in Fetishwear, Sexual politics, Underwear with tags , , , , , on January 14, 2019 by Accidental Masturbator

Is it normal to rehearse conversations? I don’t know, but I do it a lot. Frequently they’re conversations that will never happen, or have already happened. I guess it’s just a way to process my thoughts.

Having cancelled my appointments with a therapist, I have contemplated Continue reading

Back(less) in black

Posted in Underwear with tags , , on December 19, 2018 by Accidental Masturbator
  • Life is full of disappointments.
  • Every cloud has a silver lining.

There are invariably different ways to describe life’s little downs.

When my outrageous pink string sided mesh trunks arrived in the post, I was thrilled … and instantly Continue reading

Sinful Sunday 401 – Keep on giving

Posted in Not a dick pic, Sinful Sunday, Underwear with tags , , on December 15, 2018 by Accidental Masturbator

As we slide inexhorably towards the end of the year, those of us of a Xmas persuasion are doubtless thinking if gifts. And as a concept, we’re all familiar with the phrase the gift that keeps on giving., even if we’ve not actually received one.

Sinful Sunday

And you’re doubtless familiar, Dear Reader, with my near obsessive purchasing of pantsuk, especially

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Some things you can’t ignore

Posted in Underwear with tags , , , on December 9, 2018 by Accidental Masturbator

Tis the season to be waylaid by relentless marketing. Black Friday. Cyber Monday. Xmas discounts. Boxing Day bonanzas. And we won’t have to wait long for the January sales. It’s all a little trying and brings out my inner Marxist.

The email account I reserve for pervy things is currently awash with ads for discounted dildos, hand cuffs, rubber costumes, and of course Continue reading

There’s a new kid in school

Posted in Underwear with tags , , , , , on October 25, 2018 by Accidental Masturbator

Standing at the dais, the deputy headmaster looked just a little more pissed off than usual. “It seems we have a new boy in school,” he said in a disapproving tone. “By the name of Melvin.”
The entire school knew exactly what he was talking about, Many found it hard not to snigger, whilst others must surely have winced at the memory of genital and anal torture.

Somewhat in slight contrast to what Wikipedia would have you believe, at our school, the term Continue reading

Bad ideas – 3 : Pandora’s case

Posted in Bad ideas, Fixing a broken marriage, Porn, Sex toys, Underwear with tags , , , on October 5, 2018 by Accidental Masturbator

In case you thought my plotting attempts to passively engage my Wife in conversation about celibacy (or indeed any remedial options) were limited to duplicitous provocations with underwear and laundry, remember there is no shortage of perversions I could allow my Wife stumble upon.

There’s the selection of Continue reading

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