Hot bunking

Posted in Fixing a broken marriage with tags , , on June 4, 2018 by Accidental Masturbator

The weather had been hot for the last few days. Not Mediterranean hot, but hot enough for your average Brit to turn a crispy shade of lobster in a blink of naive optimism.

Our spare bedroom is sited in a poorly insulated converted roof space. (You’ll remember, Dear Reader, I chose to move out of the conjugal bed 7 months ago.) Over the winter the room got 3-blankets-cold. As we move into the warmer months it gets bakery-hot. A fleeting comment to this effect at bedtime and Continue reading

Sinful Sunday 373: Weight a little

Posted in Ball stretching, Sinful Sunday with tags , , , on June 2, 2018 by Accidental Masturbator

Sunday morning.
The sun is sneaking round the curtains.
Birdsong shouts of territory and sex.
It’s warm.
I’d vowed to go to the gym. I should do. I haven’t been for ages.
But it’s so comfortable here.
In bed.
On my own. (Ok. That’s not the good bit but the rest is. Especially…)
As I roll over in bed, my

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Sinful Sunday 372: Hidden contrast

Posted in Fetishwear, Sinful Sunday with tags , on May 26, 2018 by Accidental Masturbator

I was genuinely surprised how well my last Sinful Submission went down. Maybe there’s something about men in lace manties that is more appealing than is normally discussed – the juxtaposition between masculinity and femininity was certainly the element that received most praise.
(I should add I was both grateful, humbled, and thoroughly approbated by the photos reception.)

That contrast got me thinking.

Sinful Sunday

I’m a big fan of not only contrast, but also the hidden. I love wearing Continue reading

Sinful Sunday 370 : A glimpse of lace

Posted in Not a dick pic, Sinful Sunday on May 12, 2018 by Accidental Masturbator

When I read These knickers by Tits and Test Tubes, I was definitely turned on. She kind of lost me with the two guys twist, but that didn’t stop me jerking off to the story.

Around the same time Kinky and Perky posted in Sinful Sunday a picture of himself in the panties he’d been required to buy for his D.

Sinful Sunday

When I had my recent clear out of sexy excess, I threw the

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Dad pants

Posted in Random stuff about sex on May 10, 2018 by Accidental Masturbator

Amongst the emails that regularly land in my Inbox are, unsurprisingly, a number of sales campaigns for underwear. And amongst those, my two favorite brands are Ergowear and Manstore. The latter sent out a mailshot this week which caught my attention. Not just because Continue reading


Posted in Porn, Sex on my own, Sex with other people on May 6, 2018 by Accidental Masturbator

For no good reason, I’m back browsing OKC. It’s not serious – I’m not actively looking for someone to date … or fuck … it’s just window shopping. And spending an hour or two reading through people’s sexual preferences at 5am on a Sunday morning is an interesting alternative to looking at porn when I’m having a wank. (Ok. I admit it. As I get close to Continue reading

We talked about sex

Posted in Fixing a broken marriage, Sex with other people with tags , , , , , , on May 4, 2018 by Accidental Masturbator

We talked about sex.
And desire.
And imbalance.
And the natural evolution of marriage.
It seems we may not be quite so alone in our troubles.

Of course I don’t mean Continue reading

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