Sinful Sunday 422 – MAMIL

Posted in Fetishwear, Sinful Sunday with tags , , on May 11, 2019 by Accidental Masturbator

Aw we journey though my collection of latex, Fetish-Curious Reader, and arrive at my next chronological acquisition, I am minded of a creature increasingly seen on the roads of the UK in the last few years.
The M.A.M.I.L.

For those not familiar with the acronym, it’s a mildly pejorative term for Continue reading

I shaved my legs for this?

Posted in Fetishwear, Male pubic waxing, Random stuff about sex with tags , , , on May 10, 2019 by Accidental Masturbator

For many of us, it’s easy to look at our marriages and empathise with Deana Carter. (See below.) After a few years together, how many of us haven’t looked across the breakfast table and though I know I said till death do us part, but …! It’s difficult not to sign on the dotted line with the rose tinted expectation that it’s going to be this good for ever. But of course, none of us are

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The Red and The Blue

Posted in Fetishwear with tags , on May 6, 2019 by Accidental Masturbator

Way back in the history of stop-frame animation there were a glorious couple of characters known simply as The Red and The Blue. Two antagonistic, amorphous blobs of clay who featured in a briliantly funny, and beautifully exicuted series of short films. I don’t mention this for any other reason than
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Bacon and pegging

Posted in Ball stretching, Deconstructing me, Fetishwear, Fixing a broken marriage, Male pubic waxing, Sinful Sunday, The Red Torsolette, Underwear with tags , , , , , on May 4, 2019 by Accidental Masturbator

In the 3 days since I had my introductory conversation with a counsellor, Sandra, it has almost constantly been on my mind. In a good way.
Over the last week or so, I’ve also been working Continue reading

Abstraction (Re-blog)

Posted in Fixing a broken marriage, Random stuff about sex, Underwear with tags , , , , on May 3, 2019 by Accidental Masturbator

Dearest Violet Fawkes
I hope don’t mind me re-blogging your post. As I’ll explain below, it really struck a chord with me.


Lingerie Is For Everyone, Photos
April 3, 2019

“When you see a fish you don’t think of its scales, do you? You think of

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Not preaching to the inconvertible

Posted in Deconstructing me with tags , , , on May 1, 2019 by Accidental Masturbator

Well that was interesting, wasn’t it.
My first counselling session.
Yeah … I know … right?!

After a phone conversation the other day, today was the initial appointment.
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Credit where credit is due

Posted in Fixing a broken marriage with tags , , , , on April 28, 2019 by Accidental Masturbator

Having got home from the pub, my head was down. Metaphorically and physically.
She asked why.
I briefly articulated my sense of having let my kid down. (I know, Dear Reader, that it’s just a birthday cake, and it tastes fine – it’s trivial. But it’s not.)
She insisted I hadn’t let them down.
I pointed out that, if this was to be the last time I got to do this, it’s a shit way to bow out.
Why would it be the last time?
Had She not noticed the Continue reading

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