Fetish culture

Posted in Fetishwear with tags , , on October 6, 2017 by Accidental Masturbator

When we speak of fetish culture we generally think of fetish events at night clubs, BDSM, rubberists, swingers holiday resorts, dungeons and Doms.

By contrast, when we refer to culture, we are often talking about high culture – that of literature, art, ballet, opera.

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Truth

Posted in Parentiing and sex with tags , , on October 4, 2017 by Accidental Masturbator

As I waited for the rest of the family to clear their dinner plates …
Jnr: Truth or dare?
How did Jnr get to an age where this is the game being played during lunch break at school? Jeez! Soon it’ll be time to sit down and talk about the birds and the bees. A time when, as parents we will have to open Pandora’s Box. I wonder who would be a more inappropriate educator: my Wife, cripplingly indifferent about sex, or me, cripplingly obsessed by it?

Jrn: Truth or dare?
The question was repeated.

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Sinful Sunday 338 – Batteries not included

Posted in Fetishwear, Not a dick pic, Sinful Sunday with tags , , on September 30, 2017 by Accidental Masturbator

As much as I like the idea of Fluid as a Sinful Sunday prompt this week, I’m not going with the theme. Partly because I only spotted the proompt after I’d created this post, and partly because I’m not sure I want to win the prize. So I’m not entering the competition. Anyway …

Continuing my Sinful theme of not-a-dick-pic, I had a think about what sex is when a dick isn’t involved.
The obvious first answers are oral and masturbation. But then there’s phone sex, sexting, sex toys … well, you don’t need me to list all the ways to get your rocks off.
Then I thought about what gets my rocks off.
Which lead me to ask how could I combine some of those things in a single image … all without a dick.
The answer included three elements:

Sinful Sunday

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The other M-word

Posted in Fixing a broken marriage with tags , on September 26, 2017 by Accidental Masturbator

There are few words a red blooded male dreads to hear more. Especially a red blooded male in a marriage that is almost sexless … but not quite. At least, if there are many such words, I can’t imagine what they would be.

I was not in my happy place, and my disposition was clearly displayed on my sleeve.
She sat down next to me and

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The VPL is dead

Posted in Random stuff about sex with tags , , on September 25, 2017 by Accidental Masturbator

It’s probably just as well I was driving and didn’t have a camera to hand, because it really isn’t the dove thing to take photographs of women’s arses in public without their consent.

My guess is there was a wedding or christening or bat mitzvah or something being celebrated just round the corner as the smartly dressed couple weren’t the only people heading in the same direction, done up in smart outfits and carrying brightly wrapped boxes.

What marked them out for me was Continue reading

Sinful Sunday 337: They really are …

Posted in Sinful Sunday, Underwear with tags , , on September 23, 2017 by Accidental Masturbator

There are a few more pics in the pipeline for my recent Sinful Sunday not-a-dick-pic theme, but this week I just had to take a quick break. There is a dick in the pic, but bear in mind the dick is not the star of the show, it is merely a member of the supporting cast … if you’ll excuse the pun.

Because don’t you just love it when things turn out to be how you’d hoped?
Like when you look at something on a website, knowing that the photographs have been tweaked just a little to make them look particularly enticing. Yet when they arrive in the post, it turns out the photos hadn’t been touched up much at all.

When I saw the Continue reading

Pointless extravegance

Posted in Sex on my own, Sex toys with tags , , , , on September 22, 2017 by Accidental Masturbator

After I’d ordered an unjustifiable, extravagantly expensive and, lest we forget, unnecessarily transparent pair of pantsuk, I sat down and had some lunch. As my mind wandered down the dark and sticky back alleys of my consciousness, I found myself wondering how much one of my most fantasised about sex toys was retailing for these days.

I Googled it whilst I ate my salad.

Disappointingly, it appeared that the major retailers only had it in black. Much as my taste in latex fetishwear, I’m really not a fan of black for sex toys – there’s something almost sinister about it, something that suggests a power dynamic that doesn’t sit easily with me – sex should be fun, and colourful. More importantly, the fact that no one seemed to have any in any other colours made me think that the toy in question may no longer be in production … which would be disappointing. This seemed even more likely when several online sex shops seemed to be offering them at a reduced price.

Unfortunately, as I’m sure you can imagine, Loyal Reader, it’s unlikely I’ll ever have the pleasure of being on the receiving end of a

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