Archive for Agent Provocateur

The acceptable face

Posted in Random stuff about sex with tags , , , , , , , on June 20, 2015 by Accidental Masturbator

Yesterday I was in the mood to buy a new porn DVD. Whilst the supply of web-porn is inexhaustible, and I enjoy tossing off to the films I own, I just felt like looking at some difference combinations of cunts and cocks. As I was going to be driving to Notfarfromhomeville today (to get my pubes waxed) I wondered if Continue reading

Lock and load

Posted in Underwear with tags , , , on November 14, 2013 by Accidental Masturbator

You know how I like to torture myself with advertising from the likes of Agent Provocateur, don’t you Dear Reader? Well they sent me news of something rather tantalizing in their last email.

Initially I looked at the picture they sent out and my thought process went something like this: Continue reading

Secret Santa

Posted in Random stuff about sex with tags , on December 6, 2012 by Accidental Masturbator

With Xmas just a few weeks away, if your office is having Secret Santa presents, and you’re stuck for an idea for someone you’re secretly fancied for ages, Agent Provocateur have a fine suggestion. (Yes I know I’ve linked to AP recently, but I am definitely not on their pay roll, and sadly not part of an affiliate program. Pity, but there you go.)

I particularly like the In box and To do post-its. Continue reading


Posted in Random stuff about sex with tags , , on November 25, 2012 by Accidental Masturbator

As you well know, Dear Reader, I subscribe to various sexy marketing emails, including those from the up-market lingerie designer Agent Provocateur. Trawling though some ignored e-mail shots, today I stumbled across a promotion for their Thora corset dress.

(The Brits amongst you, especially those over 35yrs of age, may well guess where this is going.)

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If you can’t crack the nut …

Posted in Fixing a broken marriage, Sexual politics, The Red Torsolette, Underwear with tags , , , , , , , , , , on October 25, 2012 by Accidental Masturbator

There’s an old saying:

If you can’t crack the nut shell, try another hammer.

Yes you’re right, I’m making that up. But there should be. I guess it’s a bit like if at first you don’t succeed, try, try, try again.
As much as it might be a waste of money, I’m thinking of buying my Wife underwear for Xmas again this year. It worked well last year and we had some of the best sex we’ve ever shared for about the next 2 or 3 weeks. Ok. So it all went hideously and inexplicably wrong and I didn’t get near Her cunt for the next 7 months, but sometimes you have to keep the end goal in mind and persevere. If it worked once, why not again?

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