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As Henry Ford said …

Posted in Fetishwear, Porn, Sexual politics with tags , , , , on November 27, 2015 by Accidental Masturbator

Every few months, I’ll have a few weeks when, for no particular reason, I won’t look at porn. (I know what you’re thinking, Dear Reader, but I do, honestly!) Fate has a way of balancing things out, and in the last couple of weeks I suspect rarely more than a couple of waking hours have passed without me enjoying porn of some form or another.

The criteria for my internet porn searches is varied and unpredictable and the last few days it has definitely focussed on Continue reading

How many?

Posted in Porn, Sex with other people with tags , , , on July 7, 2014 by Accidental Masturbator

Obviously my diatribe against Google censoring porn from my web searches wasn’t what lead them to relent, but I’m so please they have. Admittedly, if you want to see pornographic pictures of, for example, face sitting, it’s better to include the word porn in the search term, but if you do, you can see as much delightful deviancy as you’d like.

So thank you Google, for giving me my porn back.

Having searched Google for face sitting porn it crossed my mind to leave some such smut visible on my laptop for my Wife to find. Continue reading

The porn conversation

Posted in Fiction, Porn with tags , , , on October 19, 2013 by Accidental Masturbator

We had the porn conversation.

Her: So … do you use porn?
Me: Errr …
Her: I’ll take your hesitation as a yes. You do, don’t you?
Me: Errr …sometimes?
Her: Bastard. How often?

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Amateur Pornographer

Posted in Porn with tags , , , on September 13, 2012 by Accidental Masturbator

When I was at teenager, my school’s library had a number of magazines that pupils could borrow. Amongst these was Amateur Photographer. With hindsight I am a little surprised that this was made available to school kids, as pretty much every issue featured at least one pair of exposed tits, or a naked arse, and everybody knew it. Whilst this was obviously intended purely to illustrate photographic techniques, and not to be wank fodder for horny teenage boys, as you can imagine, I borrowed Amateur Photographer as much as anyone else, despite having no particular interest in photography, and ever since I have liked to think of it as Amateur Pornographer.

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Exhibitionism – a loyalty scheme

Posted in Members only, Porn with tags , , , , on March 14, 2012 by Accidental Masturbator

It may be arrogance, but I like to think that my blogging is not a purely selfish process. Sure, I get off on knowing that someone else is interested in what I say – that’s just the kind of normal egotism that we all have. And many of your comments suggest that on occasions I have the ability to turn some of you on, which massages my ego even more than I tend to massage my own cock. But I like to think that there’s something in it for you too, Dear Reader. So I’d like to give something back.

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I’m a kinky little thing … apparently

Posted in Meet the Masturbator, Porn, Sex on my own, Sex toys with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on January 29, 2012 by Accidental Masturbator

Having recently added up all the money I’ve spent on sex, and then told you all about it, Dear Reader, it seems I’ve let the cat out of the bag about my less vanilla side. “You are a kinky little thing aren’t you” was the response from one of your number. So I suppose I should fill you in on some of the details. Continue reading

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