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Poetic

Posted in Fetishwear, Fixing a broken marriage, Sex with my wife, The Red Torsolette, Underwear with tags , , , , , , , , on March 5, 2018 by Accidental Masturbator

At our last therapy session my Wife mentioned how Her sexual needs are very limited, and whilst I’d like sex once or twice a day, She only needs it once a week, or less. She’s probably right about me, but I was astounded to hear She’d want sex even remotely as often. Obviously Our disparity badly needs addressing, and exploring what strikes me as gross exaggeration would be fascinating.

As I thought about this later I found my self musing on how I have observed  Continue reading

I’m bad and not good at this

Posted in Sex with my wife with tags , , , , on December 14, 2014 by Accidental Masturbator

You know our routine, don’t you, Loyal Reader? The one that starts with Us both awake early and Her going to the bathroom. Yeah. Thought you did, so I’ll skip that bit. Except to say that while She was in the bathroom I did something bad. Very bad.

Some time ago I took part in Continue reading

Women I’ve slept with – Pt 11 – Ep 1: A night on the sofa

Posted in Sex with other people with tags , , , , , on September 17, 2014 by Accidental Masturbator

Many of us have been unfaithful to our Significant Other at some point. Some of us have been part of open relationships. And I confess there were a few months when I was just a horny little fucker who’d stick my dick into any cunt available. Or to be precise, any three cunts. The one ounce of moral credibility I can regain is that despite never having met each other, they all knew I was fucking three women, none of them objected, and none of them had any moral high ground to occupy as, unlike their shared lothario, they were all in relationships at the same time.

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Twice-a-day-for-a-week challenge: Day 3

Posted in Sex on my own, Sex toys with tags , , , , , , , on July 3, 2013 by Accidental Masturbator

Again, last night, I was feeling a little lack lustre. Having filled my Fleshlight with cum twice in less than 8 hours, I really shouldn’t be surprised how productive a day I had – I’ve long felt that shooting my load helps clear my mind for work.  I’d been busy, so by the time I was even remotely considering bed, I didn’t really have the will to wank. But then, Continue reading

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