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A shift backwards

Posted in Porn with tags , on December 1, 2015 by Accidental Masturbator

Thinking about the polarity of fetish porn the other day got me thinking about another imbalance in online porn. As strange as it may seem, I think the first time I really started noticing the phenomenon was about 2yrs ago; around the same time Google started to get all prudish about porn. There seemed to be an increase in one particular twist of the depiction of delightful debauchery. In a word, Continue reading

I’ve been missing out

Posted in Porn, Random stuff about sex with tags , , , , , on August 21, 2014 by Accidental Masturbator

Hand job. Blow job. Anal sex. For a guy, all thoroughly enjoyable alternatives to having your cock engulfed by a hot, wet, eagerly reciprocating pussy. And, assuming the owner of the respective hands, mouth, rectum or cunt are indeed eager, one would hope she enjoys herself almost as much. A tit wank is similarly a very horny giggle, with a suitably endowed (and eager) woman. And whilst it did nothing earth shattering for me on the one occasion I tried a foot fuck, I dare say there have been plenty of women who have enjoyed coating their toes with jism rather than nail varnish.

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Visibly aroused

Posted in Porn, Sex with other people with tags , , , , , on August 16, 2014 by Accidental Masturbator

A couple of times I know I’ve mentioned my increasing enjoyment of animated porno gifs, and I keep cumming across such images that are worth sharing. Cumming is an entirely appropriate word today as, not only have I been enjoying draining balls with the help of e-rotica, that’s also what my online porno image search lead me to. Figurative and literally. Orgasms.

Not I Images of men ejaculating and women squirting, as you might imagine; they Continue reading

The neighbours

Posted in Random stuff about sex with tags , , , , , , , , , on June 6, 2013 by Accidental Masturbator

Last night on TV there was a documentary called Sex On Wheels. I didn’t get to see it, but thankfully the lovely people at Channel 4 have a VOD service which means many of their programs can be watched at a later date. I will be watching the doco at the first possible opportunity – obviously in the absence of my Wife, and probably with my trousers round my ankles – and rest assured, when I do, I shall report back on the program … and my accompanying wank.

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In the meantime, I found myself hypothesize about the sex lives of our neighbours.

This is not the first time I have contemplated the complexities of Continue reading

My kinda threesome

Posted in Sex toys with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , on March 18, 2013 by Accidental Masturbator

Back in the days when I had a good sex life, Fiona introduced me to anal. She was the first woman who wanted me to fuck her arse, and she was the first woman to both stick a finger up mine, and to rim me. As a regular reader of Club international, I was already well acquainted with the idea, courtesy of their monthly Peaches articles, but somehow the idea didn’t really appeal to me.Or not until Continue reading

Women I’ve slept with, Pt 8: The best sex I’ve ever had

Posted in Sex with other people with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on September 16, 2012 by Accidental Masturbator

I have a theory: the best sex you will ever have is the sex you really shouldn’t have. Illicit afairs inherantly have trust at their core, as at least one party has the opportunity to betray and one to be betrayed. If not both parties. And I think with that trust comes the ability to open ourselves to our desires and it empowers us to scream for more more more!

I am not proud of the fact that I have fucked three women I really shouldn’t have, and I shouldn’t have fucked them as all of us were supposed to be fucking someone else at the time. I had awesome sex with all three of them, and the sex I had with Fiona was without doubt the best I’ve ever had. And almost certainly ever will.

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An unusual day at work

Posted in Random stuff about sex, Sex on my own with tags , , , , , , , , , on April 23, 2012 by Accidental Masturbator

(I’ve recently started subscribing to Erotix‘s blog and am very much enjoying the pictures appearing in my blog feed. The one that caught my eye today was this one, entitled Phone Sex … (I hope it’s ok to repost it, but please visit the blog as there are some wonderful pictures on it.

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