Archive for Ann Summers

The acceptable face

Posted in Random stuff about sex with tags , , , , , , , on June 20, 2015 by Accidental Masturbator

Yesterday I was in the mood to buy a new porn DVD. Whilst the supply of web-porn is inexhaustible, and I enjoy tossing off to the films I own, I just felt like looking at some difference combinations of cunts and cocks. As I was going to be driving to Notfarfromhomeville today (to get my pubes waxed) I wondered if Continue reading

Call me old fashioned

Posted in Parenting, Sex toys with tags , on January 2, 2015 by Accidental Masturbator

A couple of days before Xmas, walking through the local shopping centre, on a whim, I ducked into Ann Summers, just to have a look at who was shopping there. I always find sex shops fascinating, and more for the clientele that the products. Bragging aside, there’s not much in Continue reading

If you can’t crack the nut …

Posted in Fixing a broken marriage, Sexual politics, The Red Torsolette, Underwear with tags , , , , , , , , , , on October 25, 2012 by Accidental Masturbator

There’s an old saying:

If you can’t crack the nut shell, try another hammer.

Yes you’re right, I’m making that up. But there should be. I guess it’s a bit like if at first you don’t succeed, try, try, try again.
As much as it might be a waste of money, I’m thinking of buying my Wife underwear for Xmas again this year. It worked well last year and we had some of the best sex we’ve ever shared for about the next 2 or 3 weeks. Ok. So it all went hideously and inexplicably wrong and I didn’t get near Her cunt for the next 7 months, but sometimes you have to keep the end goal in mind and persevere. If it worked once, why not again?

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What we want

Posted in Random stuff about sex, Sexual politics with tags , , , , , on May 12, 2012 by Accidental Masturbator

My guess is that I am not unusual amongst sex bloggers, in that I have a separate email address for all things lewd and lascivious, and I do not necessarily login to it on a daily basis. I’ve been busy of late, and so it’s been about a week since I checked out my inbox. Although these days the majority of my emails are from WP, alerting me to comments, likes and new posts, many of them are advertising from companies I’m happy to receive messages from, (Agent Provocateur, Dead Good Undies, Libidex, Lovehoney, Bondara etc), others are news letters (from the likes of Club RUB, London Fetish Fair and Coffee Cake and Kink, which used to be the only fetish cafe in London, though is now sadly resident only on the web), and there a few forum updates (Literotica, Chastity Mansion etc). But as I scanned through the list today, one message stood out. It was from Relate and was titled Find out the results from Relate / Ann Summers partnership, plus watch our video…‏

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Spanking the monkey with a Monkey Spanker (TM)

Posted in Sex toys with tags , , , , , , , on February 19, 2012 by Accidental Masturbator

As soon as I first saw the Monkey Spanker, I thought, there’s a piece of plastic I want to stick my dick in. So I bought one. Then … Continue reading

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