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The elephant in the drawer

Posted in Fixing a broken marriage with tags , , on May 3, 2017 by Accidental Masturbator

Monday morning, and it’s another Bank Holiday, so no need to get up early. I’m awake at 5am with an erection hard enough to drill for diamonds. It twitches enthusiastically when freed from the static constraints of my fist.

A little after 5:30am She gets out of bed and goes to the bathroom. She then returns to bed. Over the next Continue reading

Escape and evasion

Posted in Fixing a broken marriage, Sex with tags , , on February 15, 2015 by Accidental Masturbator

There was no sex on Valentine’s Day morning. My Wife was heading out early for Her belated birthday treat and I had weekend parent-taxi driver duties.
Fortune was smiling on us.

10hrs later, Her day had gone well. She’d enjoyed Herself. Mission accomplished. A good birthday present.

We settled down to a movie.
The opening scene was sexy. Not explicit, but sexy, and I certainly mustered a semi. And there was plenty of sex throughout the Continue reading

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