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I’d forgotten how bad sex can be

Posted in Fixing a broken marriage, Sex with my wife with tags , , , , , , on December 26, 2014 by Accidental Masturbator

When I woke, my hand was cupped around my balls, my forearm rested over my erection, and She went to the bathroom.
Blah, blah, blah … You know the routine as well as I do, Loyal Reader.

A few minutes later …
Her: We’re going to need a condom.
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Something odd just happened

Posted in Fixing a broken marriage, Sex with my wife with tags , , , on October 1, 2014 by Accidental Masturbator

There’s been a slight change of form in Tales From AM’s Bed recently. It’s quite likely that, up until my Wife’s latest rediscovery of sex, I had documented almost every time we fucked since I started blogging. The change is that I think there have been several occasions recently when we’ve had sex, or have failed to have sex, or I have made a point of avoiding having sex that I have not documented herein. The latter, I should add for the usual reasons – it brings with it stresses I don’t need.

Confronted, yet again, by the prospect of a bout of insomnia again in the last couple of days, this morning found my Wife and I both awake before the little hand was on the 5. Enough time before the alarm clock woke up that many a normal couple would have made the most of in carnal practices.

Oh. Hang on.
What’s this?
Some normality in our bed?

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Twice the detail

Posted in Fixing a broken marriage, Male pubic waxing, Sex with my wife, The Red Torsolette with tags , , , , , , on October 4, 2013 by Accidental Masturbator

After teasing you, Dear Reader, with news of me getting my end away over the last couple of days, I felt a little guilty about not filling you in with all the graphically pornographic details. So…

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What we want

Posted in Random stuff about sex, Sexual politics with tags , , , , , on May 12, 2012 by Accidental Masturbator

My guess is that I am not unusual amongst sex bloggers, in that I have a separate email address for all things lewd and lascivious, and I do not necessarily login to it on a daily basis. I’ve been busy of late, and so it’s been about a week since I checked out my inbox. Although these days the majority of my emails are from WP, alerting me to comments, likes and new posts, many of them are advertising from companies I’m happy to receive messages from, (Agent Provocateur, Dead Good Undies, Libidex, Lovehoney, Bondara etc), others are news letters (from the likes of Club RUB, London Fetish Fair and Coffee Cake and Kink, which used to be the only fetish cafe in London, though is now sadly resident only on the web), and there a few forum updates (Literotica, Chastity Mansion etc). But as I scanned through the list today, one message stood out. It was from Relate and was titled Find out the results from Relate / Ann Summers partnership, plus watch our video…‏

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