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Sinfull Sunday 402 – Jingle balls

Posted in Ball stretching, Sinful Sunday with tags , on December 22, 2018 by Accidental Masturbator

Originally this post was going to be titled Well Hung. Not because I am – I’m not – it just seemed entirely apt. But as I walked to the shops, I could hear a gentle jangling from inside my trousers.

The first time I wore a steel collar ball stretcher was nearly a disaster. Walking home from the shops, I felt Continue reading

Of temptation and indescretion

Posted in Ball stretching, Fetishwear, Fixing a broken marriage with tags , , , , , on October 10, 2018 by Accidental Masturbator

Business used to take my Wife away from home on a relatively regular basis. Perhaps every couple of months. These were times when I would indulge my kinks. I could wear latex with impunity, fuck my Flashlight whilst watching porn in bed at night, enjoy a full day with my butt plugged, or spend 36hrs comfortably confined in my CB6000s.

Times change.
It is nearly a year since I chose to move into the spare bedroom, or My bedroom as We have come to refer to it, so some of these things are now easy. Though less so the fetishwear.
Changes at work have meant She doesn’t visit the business’s outposts nearly as often.
Until this week.
She is away.
And my inner perv has been a little revived by Continue reading

Sinful Sunday 373: Weight a little

Posted in Ball stretching, Sinful Sunday with tags , , , on June 2, 2018 by Accidental Masturbator

Sunday morning.
Spring.
The sun is sneaking round the curtains.
Birdsong shouts of territory and sex.
It’s warm.
I’d vowed to go to the gym. I should do. I haven’t been for ages.
But it’s so comfortable here.
In bed.
On my own. (Ok. That’s not the good bit but the rest is. Especially…)
As I roll over in bed, my

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Pendulum progress perception

Posted in Ball stretching, Sex on my own with tags , , , on March 26, 2018 by Accidental Masturbator

Confirmation bias is a well known phenomenon when talking about politics (be that politics with a small p or a large P).
The brain plays similar tricks on us when it comes to healthcare: placebos have a profound, clinically proven effect.
And the same principles apply to self perception: no one asks Does my bum look big in this? if they don’t think it does. Nor do they truly believe it if they are told No!

With this in mind I stood staring at my naked self in the mirror. Are my Continue reading

I’m not your friend

Posted in Porn, Random stuff about sex, Sex toys with tags , , , on March 7, 2018 by Accidental Masturbator

When I decided to dispose of some sex toys and adult mags on eBay, I kind of expected a couple of questions from potential buyers. What I didn’t expect was

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‘Tis an ill wind …

Posted in Sex on my own, Sex toys, Underwear with tags , , , on March 1, 2018 by Accidental Masturbator

Whilst it was not by design, it was inevitable that as soon as I moved into the spare bedroom, nearly 3 months ago, I would make the most of being able to could jerk off as often as I wanted. When I was sleeping in Our celibate bed, if I wanted a wank when I went to bed, I either had to Continue reading

I’m blaming Jo

Posted in Sex toys with tags , , , , on October 16, 2017 by Accidental Masturbator

It’s your fault, Jo. If you hadn’t been quite so enthusiastic about me trying to recreate your fantastic Sinful Sunday pose. You know the one. The shot from a low level, gazing up your gorgeous legs to your peach of an arse, all naked except for a pair of black fishnet stockings. This picture …

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