Archive for Ball stretching

The end of me

Posted in Fixing a broken marriage with tags , , , , , , , on September 26, 2018 by Accidental Masturbator

I wonder if I’m dying.
Not literally. I’m not that self obsessed and dour.
But a part of me.
A big part of me.
The sex part of me.

Nearly 7 years ago, when I started this sex blog, I was Continue reading


Posted in Porn with tags , , , , on January 12, 2016 by Accidental Masturbator

Ages ago I heard some statistic about nearly a quater of Tumbler’s content being porn.
How awesom is that? If Wikipedia is right about the number of blogs hosted by Tumbler, thats ove 60 million people sharing pics that they get off to while they are fingering their own cunts and stroking their own cocks.
So why has it taken so fucking long for me to really check it out properly?
I guess the answer is brand loyalty. For no other reason than I stumbled upon a horny blog article about Continue reading

Get a grip

Posted in Porn with tags , , on August 31, 2014 by Accidental Masturbator

You know, Loyal Reader, that I love having my balls tugged, be it with CBT toys like my ball stretching weights, or a hand. I’m not into the T of CBT as, whilst I’m not averse to the sting of a light slap on my arse, or the occasional judiciously placed clothes peg, I’m not into S&M and am not sexually aroused by pain. But, as I browsed the internet’s fine array of pornographic images this morning Continue reading

Surprisingly little explanation required

Posted in Dreaming of sex with tags , , , on August 25, 2014 by Accidental Masturbator

The phone rang. Not my mobile, as I would have been able to answer that without getting up from the sofa, but the land line. I put my laptop down and went to answer the call in the other room, leaving the rest of the family on the couch. I was aware that there was a porno selfie on the computer’s screen but I placed it so it was angled away from sight and I’d only be away from it for a few seconds.

Wrong! Continue reading

… and stretch, two, three, four …

Posted in Ball stretching, Meet the Masturbator, Sex on my own, Sex toys, Sex with other people with tags , , , , , , , , on June 16, 2012 by Accidental Masturbator

In a couple of my posts I’ve mentioned that I like to wear ball stretchers, and ever since I seemed to intrigue so many of you, Dear Readers, back in The price I’ve paid for sex and I’m a kinky little thing … apparently, I’ve felt I ought to fill in some of the gaps about my kinks and fetishes. So I’m going to start with ball stretching.

Every man can tell you what a kick in the balls feels like. The pain. The nausea. The lingering ache. The unmitigated sense of injustice. Yet for some people, CBT also provides a significant degree of sexual arousal. But not me. Yes, Dear Reader, that may seem contradictory, but despite owning (and enjoying) quite a few CBT toys, I don’t enjoy the torture, and certainly not the crippling sensation that can result from even the slightest and most innocent of teaticular tweaks.

Continue reading

I’m a kinky little thing … apparently

Posted in Meet the Masturbator, Porn, Sex on my own, Sex toys with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on January 29, 2012 by Accidental Masturbator

Having recently added up all the money I’ve spent on sex, and then told you all about it, Dear Reader, it seems I’ve let the cat out of the bag about my less vanilla side. “You are a kinky little thing aren’t you” was the response from one of your number. So I suppose I should fill you in on some of the details. Continue reading

%d bloggers like this: