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Closets

Posted in Fetishwear, Sexual politics with tags , , , , on April 9, 2019 by Accidental Masturbator

Some months ago, I caught a few minutes of a TV show called Great Canal Journeys [Ed: Doesn’t AM just live the most exciting of lives, Dear Reader!?] in which Timothy West and Prunella Scales explored the waterways of Manchester. Amongst their stops was, perhaps inevitably, Canal Street, the epicentre of gay culture in the city. Both being old-school actors, Tim and Pru have obviously know their share of closeted queens and queers, and mused on how it wasn’t so long ago that Continue reading

The dominant sub

Posted in Random stuff about sex, Sexual politics with tags , , , , , , , on November 17, 2015 by Accidental Masturbator

As I mentioned, for no reason greater than research and for a bit of fun, I registered on a couple of online dating websites. Nothing as directly salacious as Ashley Madison – these were mainstream dating websites – the sort you’d use if you wanted to find a long term partner, and not just for a bit of kinky fuckery. And yet …

A few of months after I’d registered I got an unsolicited message from another user. Lets call her Kinky1971 (although there was nothing in her real user name that actually hinted at anything kinky).  Here are some edited highlights of the conversation. Continue reading

For the love shoes

Posted in Fetishwear, Sexual politics with tags , , , , on July 8, 2015 by Accidental Masturbator

If you’ve ever spent time looking at BDSM porn, or shopping in proper fetish shops (I say proper because you can buy things as notionally kinky as a pair of latex panties and riding crop in any old sex shop these days) you will probably have Continue reading

Seven Ages Of Sex (Or rather 9)

Posted in Random stuff about sex with tags , , , , , , , , on June 23, 2015 by Accidental Masturbator

When you’re 5yrs old, kissing is normal. Girls kissing boys. Girls kissing girls. Boys kissing boys.  Boys kissing dads. Mums kissing sons. Everyone snuggling up on the sofa together in their PJs means everything is normal. The world is normal.

When you’re 10yrs old, kissing is yeuch!!! Girls don’t want to go near boys coz they smell, and boys are happy to be left alone to smell. Unless they’re chasing girls and trying to make them inhale. As for your parents kissing and cuddling … double yeuch!!!! That’s sooooo gross! Just as well you’re asleep long before your dad has tied your mum to the bed and she’s eagerly whimpers Harder daddy, harder, Baby’s been a baaad girl and he thrusts his swollen willie up her swollen … oh yeah … willies and … well, girls don’t have willies, do they … that’s all just hilarious.

When you’re 15yrs old, girls want to kiss boys, and Continue reading

50 Shades of what?

Posted in Random stuff about sex, Sexual politics with tags , , , , , , , , on August 19, 2012 by Accidental Masturbator

As I was last having the hairs ripped out of my scrotum, Zoe, the beautician (now there’s an odd concept – testicular depilation and beauty) brought up the subject of momy porn and 50 Shades of Grey. A month or two ago I’d seen the books on the shelves in shops without giving them any thought, but as I knelt half naked, my balls dangling, in front of a women I’ve only met a handful of times, and she plucked the hairs from around my anus, I admit my interest was pricked. (Not a little ironic in the circumstances.)

And then I started to hear more and more about the book(s) and I kind of lost interest. The hype is enormous (as is the hero’s cock, apparently), I’m a bit of an iconoclast and I wouldn’t be seen dead on a bandwaggon, even if you covered it with porn stars and gave me a month’s supplies of condoms, lube and energy bars. But when Channel 4 broadcast a documentary on the perverted publication last week, I felt obliged to see what it was all about.

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Chased

Posted in Sex on my own, Sex toys with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on March 12, 2012 by Accidental Masturbator

There are things we all do that satisfy our own personal interests, desires, lusts and fetishes, and they are as individual and unique as we are as people. Some of us like coffee, some of us like tea, some like feather pillows, silk sheets & lace underwear, others like rubber gimp suits, nipple clamps and auto erotic asphyxia. But how do you explain your own choices to anyone else?

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Up all night

Posted in Sex on my own, Sex toys with tags , , , , , , , , , , , on March 11, 2012 by Accidental Masturbator

According to Wikipedia, nocturnal penile tumescence (NPT) is the spontaneous occurrence of an erection of the penis during sleep or when waking up. In the real world we all know this as Morning Glory, or waking up with a raging hard-on. Apparently it usually happens three to five times during the night … usually during REM sleep [though] the cause of NPT is not known with certainty.

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