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It’s like I never left

Posted in Random stuff about sex with tags , on January 22, 2021 by Accidental Masturbator

The morning after I wrote last, I sat with my thumb hovering over Dial. The number displayed above it was that of a law firm that specialised in divorce, and the firm most widely recommended on local social media groups.

The enormity of

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Time for a change

Posted in Fixing a broken marriage, Meet the Masturbator with tags , , , on April 22, 2015 by Accidental Masturbator

If you know this blog well, Dear Reader, and have been dropping by regularly over the last month or so, you’ll know it’s been quiet round here recently. For various reasons I’ve been re-assessing why I write publicly and what I write about. I think it can all be summed up in the following ways:

  1. It’s fun. I’ve always enjoyed sex, and writing about it is almost as self gratifying as Continue reading

I feel a bit of a fraud

Posted in Meet the Masturbator with tags , , , , , , , , , on January 6, 2012 by Accidental Masturbator

It’s always nice to be noticed, and even nicer when someone tells you they think you’re doing a good job. After all, who amongst us does not like to be told “Oh yes, that’s it, ooooooh that’s so fucking good, don’t stoooooop” when we’re going down on our lover? Continue reading

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