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Uninvited, unfair and unwanted.

Posted in Fixing a broken marriage, Sex with my wife with tags , , , on September 6, 2017 by Accidental Masturbator

She got out of bed and went to the bathroom. It was still pitch black beyond the bedroom curtains and I was as awake as my cock.
When She returned to bed, almost instantly She put Her hand on my chest. My cock twitched, tugging at the bed sheets, but I was still.
Her hand moved. South. Still I didn’t move, unlike my enthusiastic member. I was curious to see Her next move.
Again Her hand moved, this time to my hip. I still hadn’t moved.
Nor had I by the time Her

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The art of oral sex

Posted in Random stuff about sex with tags , , , , , on October 15, 2014 by Accidental Masturbator

A while back I mentioned one of my favorite (not quite) porno websites – Beautiful Agony – a portal for liberated pervs to share videos of themselves masturbating to orgasm.

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I’ve been missing out

Posted in Porn, Random stuff about sex with tags , , , , , on August 21, 2014 by Accidental Masturbator

Hand job. Blow job. Anal sex. For a guy, all thoroughly enjoyable alternatives to having your cock engulfed by a hot, wet, eagerly reciprocating pussy. And, assuming the owner of the respective hands, mouth, rectum or cunt are indeed eager, one would hope she enjoys herself almost as much. A tit wank is similarly a very horny giggle, with a suitably endowed (and eager) woman. And whilst it did nothing earth shattering for me on the one occasion I tried a foot fuck, I dare say there have been plenty of women who have enjoyed coating their toes with jism rather than nail varnish.

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I wish I spoke more French

Posted in Random stuff about sex with tags , , , , , , on December 14, 2013 by Accidental Masturbator

Sometimes I have no idea quite how I acquire followers. Equally, I have recently come to realise that somehow I have ceased to follower quite a few blogs I used to enjoy regularly. I am slowly working to rectify this, and trawling through my own list of followers, today I found Jean d’Arc. Her/his blog is in French, so sadly I have little idea what it’s about: I suspect she/he is an artist, for there are some off beat videos, left field sculptures, and some exquisite photos, both in terms of photographic talent, and some deliciously sexual imagery. Continue reading

Serviced

Posted in Sex with my wife, Sexual politics with tags , , , , on November 10, 2013 by Accidental Masturbator

[Please bear in mind that this post was mostly written a couple of weeks ago. If it reads in a negative way, as a complaint, a grumble, that is not necessarily where my head is just now. But the reasoning stands, without mitigation.]

In the time my I’ve been with my Wife, regrettably, I’ve rarely feel sexually wanted by Her. That’s not meant to be self pitying, after all I’ve had more than a decade to get used to the situation; it is merely an observation. And that’s not to say I think She never wants to have sex with me – it does happen, and She’s more than happy for me to soak Her mind in happy hormones when She’s sufficiently motivated to let me give Her Her orgasm.

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Women I’ve slept with – Pt 10 – Ep2 : Boyfriend?

Posted in Sex with other people with tags , , , , , on August 15, 2013 by Accidental Masturbator

When we left at the end of Women I’ve slept with – Pt10 – Ep 1 : My vampire diary, Dear Reader, my colleague, Sarah, had just sucked her own pussy juices off my fingers in the middle of a dance floor at a goth themed night club.

Well the of the rest of the evening kept pretty much to that theme, and as the lights came up, we fell out into the street, soaked in alcohol, bodily fluids and endorphins. Heading towards a taxi rank, we stumbled down the alley next to a church to continue snogging and groping. Even though the side of the building was floodlit and covered by CCTV, Continue reading

It’s just a case of what you want

Posted in Fetishwear, Male pubic waxing, Random stuff about sex, Sex on my own with tags , , , , , on June 30, 2013 by Accidental Masturbator

Uncommonly the family allowed us a lie in this morning. And as my half sleeping mind convinced me I was wandering round a chip shop, trying to find some tartare sauce, with my erect member twitching away like a frog’s leg in a high school  biology experiment, my Wife took hold of my dick and started stoking it vigorously.

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