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The acceptable face

Posted in Random stuff about sex with tags , , , , , , , on June 20, 2015 by Accidental Masturbator

Yesterday I was in the mood to buy a new porn DVD. Whilst the supply of web-porn is inexhaustible, and I enjoy tossing off to the films I own, I just felt like looking at some difference combinations of cunts and cocks. As I was going to be driving to Notfarfromhomeville today (to get my pubes waxed) I wondered if Continue reading

First porn

Posted in Porn with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on February 22, 2012 by Accidental Masturbator

One sunny afternoon, at the age of 8, just before a PE lesson, most of the school were queued up waiting for the sports centre to be unlocked. A boy from a couple of classes above me produced a news paper from his bag and opened it to Page 3. Continue reading

I’m a kinky little thing … apparently

Posted in Meet the Masturbator, Porn, Sex on my own, Sex toys with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on January 29, 2012 by Accidental Masturbator

Having recently added up all the money I’ve spent on sex, and then told you all about it, Dear Reader, it seems I’ve let the cat out of the bag about my less vanilla side. “You are a kinky little thing aren’t you” was the response from one of your number. So I suppose I should fill you in on some of the details. Continue reading

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