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Posted in Fetishwear, Porn, Sexual politics with tags , , , , , on March 15, 2018 by Accidental Masturbator

… NEWS FLASH … NEWS FLASH … NEWS FLASH …

In the early hours of this morning, police raided Gruntfuttock Tower, the exclusive, monolithic, London offices, and occasional residence of Sir Wilberforce Gruntfuttock III, renowned golfing mogul, philanthropist, and former lead singer of the 70s prog rock band Witch’s Muff. He was arrested and charged under obscenity laws. Sir Gruntfuttock, also known as
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