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You’re kidding, right?

Posted in Sex toys with tags , , , , on October 3, 2018 by Accidental Masturbator

Confession: Since I bought my Fun Factory Share XL strapless strap-on almost exactly a year ago, the only orifices it has penetrated have been that of my Fleshlight and my mouth.
Well you would, wouldn’t you?!
Wouldn’t you?
Oh. Ok.
Well I did.

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Lost in translation

Posted in Sex toys with tags , , , on March 13, 2018 by Accidental Masturbator

Names mean nothing – they’re just arbitrary labels, and yet sometimes they have quite profound meaning. How many times have we heard tales of product branding that doesn’t quite say what was meant? Who can forget the classic slogan Continue reading

All I want for Xmas

Posted in Random stuff about sex with tags , , , on December 5, 2015 by Accidental Masturbator

Now that we’re in December, I feel it’s safe to mention the C word. No, not cunt. Nor cock. Nor cum, clit, coitus, copulate or cunnilingus. As far as I’m concerned, there’s no good reason not to mention any of those every day of the year. No, the other C word. Christmas. (Or because I’m not religious, Xmas.)

For a couple of years, the gift I’ve most wanted from Santa has been a Continue reading

DLS #11 : Time to get plugged

Posted in Dirty Little Secrets, Sex toys with tags , , , , , , , on November 22, 2012 by Accidental Masturbator

It’s been a while since I shared a Dirty Little Secret with you, Dear Reader. And it’s been a while since I played with a butt plug. So I thought it was about time I rectified both of these. [Hmmm … thinks to self : Rectified – sounds like Rectum : what an interesting choice of word.] I’m not feeling unusually frisky today, so I don’t know what inspired me to reach for the toy box this morning, and especially not so early in the day. This is turning out tho be afirst for me. Or rather a whole host of first. Continue reading

Legally naked

Posted in Random stuff about sex, Sexual politics with tags , , , , , , , , on August 30, 2012 by Accidental Masturbator

If you don’t listen to BBC Radio 4, you should do. As broadcast media goes, it would be hard to find a more diverse, intelligent and educational radio station. Some people regard it as too high-brow, too establishment, but there is something for almost everyone within it’s schedule. Even occasionally for we pervs.

In the last few months on Radio 4 I have heard programs that included a reading from a fictional work (possibly even poetry, I forget) that linked food and sex (I think there was mention of fruit juice running down tits or something like that), and inevitably a debate about 50 Shades of Grey and whether it was possible to write good erotica. This week I listened to a show called The Philosophers’ Arms, in which philosophical problems are examined with a live audience in a pub; the particular episode looking at Sorieties Paradox. (If you’re unfamiliar with this, or can’t be bothered to follow the link, I shall explain it in a moment. And don’t worry, Dear Reader, I shall be doing so in a pervy context.)

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