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DLS 19: Defiance

Posted in Dirty Little Secrets, Sex therapy with tags , , , on February 22, 2018 by Accidental Masturbator

There are some things I do, if not entirely, at least partially out of defiance. Fuck the world!!! This is not indicative of maturity, I know, but as a man I’m only expected to have the maturity of a 14yr old … at best.

When I reach for the gin and top up my glass for the third time in an evening, whilst I genuinely like the taste and am far from averse to intoxication, as my Wife does not consume much alcohol, there is a touch of defiance in my imbibing.

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Did you pack it yourself, sir?

Posted in Random stuff about sex, Sex toys with tags , , , , on November 13, 2015 by Accidental Masturbator

Risk, in sex. Some like it, some don’t. For some it may mean diving behind a hedge on the way home from the pub for a quick alfresco fuck. For others it might mean breath play. And some get a thrill from rubbing one out somewhere where their gorgeous neighbour might see them. Me? I like a little risk. And something a little risky I’ve wanted to try for some time involves Continue reading

DLS #13 : Tied up at the office

Posted in Dirty Little Secrets with tags , , , on February 12, 2013 by Accidental Masturbator

Part of the appeal of kink for me is it’s non-conformist nature. The fact that doing something kinky would not meet with approval from the moral masses. All of which fits very nicely with my Dirty Little Secrets. There’s something very satisfying knowing that you are being secretly kinky whilst in an entirely a-sexual situation, and being the only one who knows.

Sometimes I work from home, sometimes I work at clients’ offices, and when I do I love being kinky. That can take the form of wearing rubber under my work clothes, or a ball stretcher, and although I’ve never not done so, I have even contemplated wearing my butt plug to work. But one of my favourite work place DLSs is Continue reading

… and stretch, two, three, four …

Posted in Ball stretching, Meet the Masturbator, Sex on my own, Sex toys, Sex with other people with tags , , , , , , , , on June 16, 2012 by Accidental Masturbator

In a couple of my posts I’ve mentioned that I like to wear ball stretchers, and ever since I seemed to intrigue so many of you, Dear Readers, back in The price I’ve paid for sex and I’m a kinky little thing … apparently, I’ve felt I ought to fill in some of the gaps about my kinks and fetishes. So I’m going to start with ball stretching.

Every man can tell you what a kick in the balls feels like. The pain. The nausea. The lingering ache. The unmitigated sense of injustice. Yet for some people, CBT also provides a significant degree of sexual arousal. But not me. Yes, Dear Reader, that may seem contradictory, but despite owning (and enjoying) quite a few CBT toys, I don’t enjoy the torture, and certainly not the crippling sensation that can result from even the slightest and most innocent of teaticular tweaks.

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Posted in Sex on my own, Sex toys with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on March 12, 2012 by Accidental Masturbator

There are things we all do that satisfy our own personal interests, desires, lusts and fetishes, and they are as individual and unique as we are as people. Some of us like coffee, some of us like tea, some like feather pillows, silk sheets & lace underwear, others like rubber gimp suits, nipple clamps and auto erotic asphyxia. But how do you explain your own choices to anyone else?

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