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Inappropriate observations

Posted in Fetishwear, Parenting, Sexual politics with tags , , , , , on October 11, 2019 by Accidental Masturbator

Once a week, for around a month, I have spent a morning in a stereotypically mum environment. As the only full time dad, I stick out like a sore thumb [Ed: Though AM’s sore thumb probably doesn’t stick out quite as much as the full-time-dad-chip on his full-time-dad-shoulder.] and I was openly applauded the first time I turned up for putting myself in that situation as a full-time-dad … much as a full time mum would be openly applauded for enrolling on a brick layers course. [Ed: See? Told ya! Fucking big chip on His shoulder.]

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DLS 16 : Maybe I’m getting old. 

Posted in Dirty Little Secrets, Fetishwear, Sex on my own, Sex toys with tags , , , , on May 18, 2015 by Accidental Masturbator

Unusually I was away from home sans wife and offspring last night. Family business took me several hundred miles away from home overnight. I was staying with relatives but also taking the opportunity to visit an old school friend. Which presented another opportunity: the other day I spent an hour or so perusing locally available services on AdultWork.com but time was short, budget was limited, and if I’m honest, I’m not entirely sure how motivated I really am. Maybe next time.

However, being away from home life somehow always brings out the pervert in me.

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Cruel intentons

Posted in Fixing a broken marriage, Sex on my own, Sex toys with tags , , , , on February 3, 2015 by Accidental Masturbator

It’s been a long week. A long three weeks actually. Working for up to 15hrs a day, an hour away from home. There has been no time for wanking. My balls are heavy, and every day for the last week at least I’ve woken with the hardest of erections. I’ve not cum for ages.

This last point is also tied up with the fact that We’ve not had sex since my Wife went back to work after Xmas. (We had a brief fumble, at Her instigation, but that went nowhere good pretty quickly, and She positively rejected a positive advance of mine, and later issued an unsolicited acknowledgement. But there has been nothing of any consequence, and none of the bumper pack of jonnies has seen action.)  She did postulate that a change of contraception might not be a panacea for Her libido, and that work related fatigue might play a significant role. Well that seems to have been pretty much confirmed. Oh well.

This morning, boner like steel, I reached for Continue reading

It’s best to share (your kinks)

Posted in Fixing a broken marriage, Sex with my wife with tags , , , , , , , on August 21, 2012 by Accidental Masturbator

The other night we fucked for just the second time in 7 months. Ok. Ok. I know I keep going on about this, but it’s a big deal, and in my position you would too! And I do have a point to make: we fucked and I didn’t cum. When we’d popped our 7 month cherry one week previously, I had the same problem. On both occasions my thrusting was thwarted by tholo threx. Thorry – getting carried away with alliteration there. On both occasions, my fucking was frustrated by folo fex. Oh bollocks. You know what I mean – I’ve been wanking too much!

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Chased

Posted in Sex on my own, Sex toys with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on March 12, 2012 by Accidental Masturbator

There are things we all do that satisfy our own personal interests, desires, lusts and fetishes, and they are as individual and unique as we are as people. Some of us like coffee, some of us like tea, some like feather pillows, silk sheets & lace underwear, others like rubber gimp suits, nipple clamps and auto erotic asphyxia. But how do you explain your own choices to anyone else?

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Up all night

Posted in Sex on my own, Sex toys with tags , , , , , , , , , , , on March 11, 2012 by Accidental Masturbator

According to Wikipedia, nocturnal penile tumescence (NPT) is the spontaneous occurrence of an erection of the penis during sleep or when waking up. In the real world we all know this as Morning Glory, or waking up with a raging hard-on. Apparently it usually happens three to five times during the night … usually during REM sleep [though] the cause of NPT is not known with certainty.

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I’m a kinky little thing … apparently

Posted in Meet the Masturbator, Porn, Sex on my own, Sex toys with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on January 29, 2012 by Accidental Masturbator

Having recently added up all the money I’ve spent on sex, and then told you all about it, Dear Reader, it seems I’ve let the cat out of the bag about my less vanilla side. “You are a kinky little thing aren’t you” was the response from one of your number. So I suppose I should fill you in on some of the details. Continue reading

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