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Wait for weight Pt2

Posted in Ball stretching, Sex toys with tags , , on December 10, 2015 by Accidental Masturbator

… later that same day

Fuck me it feels good!!!
Well, most of the time it does.

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Wait for weight

Posted in Ball stretching, Sex toys with tags , , , on December 10, 2015 by Accidental Masturbator

It’s been a long 10 days at the coal face. Work has been challenging and stressful, but ultimately rewarding. The commute times have been respectively very early and very late, sleep has been valuable, and even wanking has had to take a back seat. Now I feel a need for Continue reading

Get a grip

Posted in Porn with tags , , on August 31, 2014 by Accidental Masturbator

You know, Loyal Reader, that I love having my balls tugged, be it with CBT toys like my ball stretching weights, or a hand. I’m not into the T of CBT as, whilst I’m not averse to the sting of a light slap on my arse, or the occasional judiciously placed clothes peg, I’m not into S&M and am not sexually aroused by pain. But, as I browsed the internet’s fine array of pornographic images this morning Continue reading

DLS #9 : School reunion

Posted in Dirty Little Secrets with tags , , , , , , , on September 18, 2012 by Accidental Masturbator

Tonight I a meeting up with a couple of folk I know from school; Liam and Paul. (Noel and Tony are respectively out of the country and otherwise occupied.) Liam was a good friend for a long time, though our lives have gone in very different directions, and we have juxtaposed views on a lot of things. Paul was a complete shit to me at school, and I’ve only met him since when in the company of mutual friends, and on the false friendship pages of FaceBook. To the best of my knowledge, he and I have have also lived very differently for the past 2 decades, and frankly I don’t really care if I never see him again. But because we have a modicum of shared history, and a mutual friend in Liam, we will sit down this evening and try to be sociable towards each other.

So what’s this got to do with my sex blog?

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… and stretch, two, three, four …

Posted in Ball stretching, Meet the Masturbator, Sex on my own, Sex toys, Sex with other people with tags , , , , , , , , on June 16, 2012 by Accidental Masturbator

In a couple of my posts I’ve mentioned that I like to wear ball stretchers, and ever since I seemed to intrigue so many of you, Dear Readers, back in The price I’ve paid for sex and I’m a kinky little thing … apparently, I’ve felt I ought to fill in some of the gaps about my kinks and fetishes. So I’m going to start with ball stretching.

Every man can tell you what a kick in the balls feels like. The pain. The nausea. The lingering ache. The unmitigated sense of injustice. Yet for some people, CBT also provides a significant degree of sexual arousal. But not me. Yes, Dear Reader, that may seem contradictory, but despite owning (and enjoying) quite a few CBT toys, I don’t enjoy the torture, and certainly not the crippling sensation that can result from even the slightest and most innocent of teaticular tweaks.

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DLS #6 : Wank, rest and play

Posted in Ball stretching, Dirty Little Secrets, Sex on my own with tags , , , , , , , , , on April 16, 2012 by Accidental Masturbator

I’m working from home today. Actually I’ve been tied to my desk all weekend (no, not literally, you naughty, naughty people) and I will be increasingly so, over the next month or two. And with school holidays over, I’m home alone all day. I’ve got a lot of work to do in the next 6hrs, at which time I have to do the school run, but in the meantime that doesn’t stop me playing … with myself.

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Up all night

Posted in Sex on my own, Sex toys with tags , , , , , , , , , , , on March 11, 2012 by Accidental Masturbator

According to Wikipedia, nocturnal penile tumescence (NPT) is the spontaneous occurrence of an erection of the penis during sleep or when waking up. In the real world we all know this as Morning Glory, or waking up with a raging hard-on. Apparently it usually happens three to five times during the night … usually during REM sleep [though] the cause of NPT is not known with certainty.

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