Archive for Celibacy

Lost for words

Posted in Dr Ruth, Fixing a broken marriage, Sex on my own, Sex with my wife, Sexual politics, The Red Torsolette with tags , , , , , on July 4, 2019 by Accidental Masturbator

Help me out, Dear Reader.
With over 800 posts published, I’m used to finding the right words, or at least words that roughly convey the thoughts trying to escape from my head.
But I’m stuck.
I can’t think of the right words.
So maybe you can?

I’m obsessing about Continue reading

The end of me

Posted in Fixing a broken marriage with tags , , , , , , , on September 26, 2018 by Accidental Masturbator

I wonder if I’m dying.
Not literally. I’m not that self obsessed and dour.
But a part of me.
A big part of me.
The sex part of me.

Nearly 7 years ago, when I started this sex blog, I was Continue reading

A funny thing happened away from the forum

Posted in Meet the Masturbator with tags , on August 4, 2018 by Accidental Masturbator

Around a month ago, I resolved to take a break from the online world. I logged out of all of my social media accounts (narcissistically informing all my followers/friends/stalkers/trolls about my impending absence) and signing off on blogging (in a similarly narcissistic manner).

A week or two prior to that I’d also stopped wanking.
Ok, I confess, as shocking as that revelation might be to you, Loyal Reader, it’s Continue reading

We talked about sex

Posted in Fixing a broken marriage, Sex with other people with tags , , , , , , on May 4, 2018 by Accidental Masturbator

We talked about sex.
And desire.
And imbalance.
And the natural evolution of marriage.
It seems we may not be quite so alone in our troubles.

Of course I don’t mean Continue reading

Sinful Sunday 363 : Envy

Posted in Sinful Sunday with tags , , on March 24, 2018 by Accidental Masturbator

Penis envy (n) /ˈpiːnɪs ˈɛnvi/ – Psychoanalysis: Supposed envy of the male’s possession of a penis, postulated by Freud to account for Continue reading

The Marx left by sex

Posted in Fixing a broken marriage with tags , , , , on March 30, 2017 by Accidental Masturbator

There was a fight.
A big fight.
One that stems from a familiar battle ground – the efficacy of patenting styles.
A fight that spiralled off into venting about respect, the stability of our marriage and who knows what other crap.
And in the middle of all the crap, a nugget.
She said how Continue reading

It’s nothing

Posted in Fixing a broken marriage with tags , , on November 17, 2016 by Accidental Masturbator

[What follows wasn’t nearly as angry as it sounds.Read it with a smile, and try not to judge.]
7am. I’ve been at my desk for an hour, and awake far longer. The alarm clock wakes Her and She sticks Her head round the door on Her way to the shower.
Her: Morning.
Me: Morning.
Her: How are you doing?
Me: Crap. I don’t think I slept for more than half an hour at a stretch.
My inner monologue: I could be less honest. Less winging. But I know sex would make a difference to my ability to sleep, as well as Continue reading

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