Archive for Communication

Finally She mentions the underwear drawer

Posted in Fetishwear, Fixing a broken marriage, Underwear with tags , , on August 13, 2017 by Accidental Masturbator

She was ironing.
I was watching TV.
And out of the blue She said … Continue reading

What’s all this about?

Posted in Fixing a broken marriage with tags , , , , on August 12, 2017 by Accidental Masturbator

I was drunk again. Happy drunk again. It had got me through an intense afternoon of school-holiday-child-care.  [Ed: Don’t worry, Concerned Reader. No children were at risk during the production of this blog post.] 

My Wife got home, I cooked supper and we sat down as a family to eat. Everyone was friends and all was going well, but at some point She decided to start waxing on about the down sides of alcohol and how it impairs judgement and lubricated tongues and how this is all undesirable. This was all pitched for Continue reading

Marking time

Posted in Fixing a broken marriage with tags , , on April 15, 2017 by Accidental Masturbator

Back in … jeez I can’t remember when … was it 18 months ago, or maybe longer … there was some mention that we should schedule regular sex. We managed one fuck, maybe two at most, before that resolution failed completely. Now, so many months on, we have scheduled sex twice a week.

It’s Wednesday. We’re away on holiday. A self catering cottage. And as we prepared super, whilst our hosts’ kids entertained ours in the adjacent fields, I was tempted to ask Her if we were going to have sex later.
It felt Continue reading

For whom?

Posted in Fixing a broken marriage, The Red Torsolette with tags , , , on October 24, 2016 by Accidental Masturbator

It was an anniversary. Not a major anniversary, just one of those that comes around every year. We booked a babysitter and in anticipation of a rare night out at my Wife’s favorite restaurant, to be followed by a nightcap at a quiet bar nearby. 

Earlier in the day I’d asked if we were going to dress up for the evening. For me, that would be an ironed shirt and polished shoes instead of the usual T-shirt and trainers. She said if you want. So I did.

Earlier still, anticipating our sortie and the significance of the date, I wondered … nay fantasized … about the possibility that She might resurrect the infamous Red Lingerie. She was just wearing a Continue reading

Easy like Sunday morning … and Tuesday night.

Posted in Fixing a broken marriage, Sex with my wife with tags , , , , on February 24, 2015 by Accidental Masturbator

Me: Is this anything more than a one off?
Her: I don’t know. We don’t have to, if you don’t want to.
There was a pause. It was ominous.
Her: If you mean am I usually too tired and stressed? Yes. If you mean are we usually going to bed and getting up at different times? Yes.
Me: If that’s all, then it’s all surmountable.

The conversation is a bit of blur from then on.

Me: We just Continue reading

Knowledge

Posted in Fixing a broken marriage, Sex with my wife with tags , , , on January 15, 2015 by Accidental Masturbator

Her: Are you going to cum?
Me: No.
I withdrew and rolled over, silently cursing the latex membrane between us.
There was a pause.
Me: I’ve been doing some research. Into condoms.
Her: I saw you’d been doing some shopping.
Me: Have you been going through my post?
Her: No I put your shirts away.

I’d put the envelope stuffed full of condoms in Continue reading

Small steps

Posted in Fixing a broken marriage, Sex with my wife with tags , , on December 31, 2014 by Accidental Masturbator

As fucks go, it wasn’t a bad fuck. It certainly wasn’t the worst fuck for years, and having brewed up nearly a week’s worth of jizz, after we’d given up on me cumming in Her, I was pleased to let Her take matters into Her own hands, just as any good wife would.

A couple of times, as She tugged on my member, I stopped Her to talk.

I told Her I wanted to Continue reading

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