Archive for Contraception

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Posted in Fixing a broken marriage with tags , , , , on November 4, 2017 by Accidental Masturbator

For reasons that may become significant, in terms of context, note that this post is just over a week late being published

Having started with M, it’s time to move on to some other letters of the alphabet … though not necessarily in the conventional order.

Let’s start with Continue reading

I’d forgotten how bad sex can be

Posted in Fixing a broken marriage, Sex with my wife with tags , , , , , , on December 26, 2014 by Accidental Masturbator

When I woke, my hand was cupped around my balls, my forearm rested over my erection, and She went to the bathroom.
Blah, blah, blah … You know the routine as well as I do, Loyal Reader.

A few minutes later …
Her: We’re going to need a condom.
Yesterday She’d had Continue reading

I get to wear rubber for Her

Posted in Fixing a broken marriage, Sex with my wife with tags , , , on December 16, 2014 by Accidental Masturbator

Her : I’ve made an appointment with the GP for the end of the week.
Me : Ok
Such diary logistic conversations are not uncommon.
Her : I don’t know if they’ll do anything on the spot; I may need to make another appointment to get my [contraceptive] implant taken out. From the Continue reading

My balls in Her hands

Posted in Fixing a broken marriage with tags , , , , on November 19, 2014 by Accidental Masturbator

When we talked yesterday, there were two thing said that were particularly noteworthy. (Well, there were quite a few actually, but most of them have been said before.)

1. Mornings
When I wake up earlier than my Wife, which is pretty regularly, I often get up and leave Her to sleep. (What She doesn’t know is that often, I’ll go down to the kitchen, make myself a cup of tea, and browse some porn on my smartphone while I toss myself off. And She probably won’t ever know that either.)

Yesterday She suggested that Continue reading

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