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Sweet dreams

Posted in Dreaming of sex, Fetishwear with tags , , , , on October 6, 2015 by Accidental Masturbator

It is a common assertion that our dreams are rooted in our day to day lives : the things that are a the forefront of our waking minds are also at the forefront of our sleeping minds. There’s been a common theme to several of my dreams in the last week or two: can you guess what might be on my mind, Perceptive Reader?

Dream #1

Somehow, my Wife and I were at a sex expo. (Obviously this Continue reading

Hopes dashed

Posted in Sex toys with tags , , , , on June 15, 2015 by Accidental Masturbator

For reasons I won’t go into just now (though be assured they’re much as you’d imagine they should be from me) I found myself looking at the online clearance sale for Simply Pleasure this morning. And what should I spy, but this … Continue reading

I wish I spoke more French

Posted in Random stuff about sex with tags , , , , , , on December 14, 2013 by Accidental Masturbator

Sometimes I have no idea quite how I acquire followers. Equally, I have recently come to realise that somehow I have ceased to follower quite a few blogs I used to enjoy regularly. I am slowly working to rectify this, and trawling through my own list of followers, today I found Jean d’Arc. Her/his blog is in French, so sadly I have little idea what it’s about: I suspect she/he is an artist, for there are some off beat videos, left field sculptures, and some exquisite photos, both in terms of photographic talent, and some deliciously sexual imagery. Continue reading

The true cost

Posted in Fixing a broken marriage, Sex with other people with tags , , , , on March 3, 2013 by Accidental Masturbator

I’m horny. Really. Fucking. Horny. I can feel it from my scalp to the soles of my feet. And you know the thing I want most, Dear Reader? It’s not a fuck. It’s not a wank. It’s not a blow job. Or anal. Or anything fetishistic. What I want is to  Continue reading

Expect the unexpected

Posted in Fixing a broken marriage, Sex with my wife, The Red Torsolette, Underwear with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on October 16, 2012 by Accidental Masturbator

This weekend my Wife and I had a blissfully childless weekend away at an upmarket hotel. You shouldn’t be surprised, Dear Reader, to know that the mere thought had my jeans bursting at the fly, and in anticipation of the naked fun I was dreaming of, I made preparations for Operation Eyeball Obelisk.

I should probably be a little ashamed of myself, but in the hope of reciprocation, before we’d left home I’d taken a peek in Wife’s underwear drawer, to see if She might be wearing some of Her Xmas present: the bra and one pair of briefs were absent – a good sign, but the thong, torsolette and suspenders were still there. Not surprising, but a pity.

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Make up sex

Posted in Sex with my wife with tags , , , , , , on January 4, 2012 by Accidental Masturbator

We had a row last night. Our first since we embarked on reconstructing our relationship.
It was a stupid row about the degree to which a TV drama referenced the written works upon which it was based. In truth it wasn’t a row about the TV show but the way we communicate with each other, and get grumpy with each other. And being a renowned grumpy old sod, I had to make myself participate in the conversation. It wasn’t easy for me. We talked about things for a while, but I’m not sure we resolved anything.

And then, out of the blue, She suggested Make Up Sex.

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