Archive for Disappointment

Back(less) in black

Posted in Underwear with tags , , on December 19, 2018 by Accidental Masturbator
  • Life is full of disappointments.
  • Every cloud has a silver lining.

There are invariably different ways to describe life’s little downs.

When my outrageous pink string sided mesh trunks arrived in the post, I was thrilled … and instantly Continue reading

So close

Posted in Underwear with tags , , on February 18, 2013 by Accidental Masturbator

I’ve made no secret of my fondness for wearing underwear that’s a little off-piste, but I’m not specifically into the whole male lingerie thing. Granted, I do feel a little aggrieved that, when in comes to high street stores, and definitely what is regarded as conventional underwear for men and women, the girls have infinitely more choice. But wearing women’s underwear, albeit cut for men, is not for me.

Of my favorite online men’s underwear stores, a couple do stock pants(UK) that fall more easily into the cross dressing camp. (Pun most definitely intended!) And today I got an email that brought these to my attention … AND I NEED A PAIR!!!! Continue reading

The wrong trousers

Posted in Fetishwear, Fixing a broken marriage with tags , , , , , , on November 30, 2012 by Accidental Masturbator

When my Wife got home from work last night, She spotted my new T-shirt waiting to get put away.
Her : When did you get that cool new T-shirt?
Me : The radio station sent it to me.
Her : What did you win it for?
Me : I didn’t win it. They just sent it to me because of a text I sent in.

I explained about the question the DJ had posed to the audience and about the text I had sent in response. It was about my old PVC jeans.

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Failure

Posted in Sex with my wife with tags , , , , on January 14, 2012 by Accidental Masturbator

Forgive me Reader, for I have wanked. It has been 7 days since my last ejaculation.

Having had regular, good sex for something over approaching a month, it had to come to an end sooner or later. The regular, and the good.

The last week we’ve both been quite tired or out independantly for social occasions so one of us has usually been asleep before the other made it to bed. So no sex. Not a big deal.

We tried this morning. Continue reading

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