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What’s all this about?

Posted in Fixing a broken marriage with tags , , , , on August 12, 2017 by Accidental Masturbator

I was drunk again. Happy drunk again. It had got me through an intense afternoon of school-holiday-child-care.  [Ed: Don’t worry, Concerned Reader. No children were at risk during the production of this blog post.] 

My Wife got home, I cooked supper and we sat down as a family to eat. Everyone was friends and all was going well, but at some point She decided to start waxing on about the down sides of alcohol and how it impairs judgement and lubricated tongues and how this is all undesirable. This was all pitched for Continue reading

Not on my watch

Posted in Fixing a broken marriage with tags , , , , on August 11, 2017 by Accidental Masturbator

Having tried our hand at Game Of Thrones, we searched the catalogues of shows that passed us by for binge-worthy box sets. Having been long standing fans of the Buffy franchise, we decided to give Grimm a go. (In case it hasn’t crossed your radar, it’s a series that rewrites Grimm’s Fairy Tales in a modern setting.) As with GoT, ep 1 was passable.

That was last week. Now …

I’d drunk too much. It’s a habit at the moment and, I confess, has been for a while. But I was happy drunk. With hindsight I was also hair-trigger drunk, in as much as it wasn’t going to take much for me to be grumpy drunk.

We were sat on the sofa, and I pulled Her towards me. She obliged and snuggled up.
Then She said

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I’ll get paid to see her naked

Posted in Random stuff about sex with tags , , , , on December 21, 2012 by Accidental Masturbator

’tis the season to be jolly. Or as those of us who have a tendency to party are more likely to think, ’tis the season to get drunk and flirt like idiots. And tonight I am quite drunk and I’ve flirted like a pro.

I’ve been out for a drink with folk I occasionally work with. Some of them are glamorous. Cleo is definitely so. And she’s pretty, young, effervescent, and very very sexy. Continue reading

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