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Sinful Sunday 401 – Keep on giving

Posted in Not a dick pic, Sinful Sunday, Underwear with tags , , on December 15, 2018 by Accidental Masturbator

As we slide inexhorably towards the end of the year, those of us of a Xmas persuasion are doubtless thinking if gifts. And as a concept, we’re all familiar with the phrase the gift that keeps on giving., even if we’ve not actually received one.

Sinful Sunday

And you’re doubtless familiar, Dear Reader, with my near obsessive purchasing of pantsuk, especially

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Imelda who?

Posted in Sexual politics, Underwear with tags , , , , on January 14, 2017 by Accidental Masturbator

The Xmas holidays are over, so I’m back to doing the school run, and it got me thinking: stereotypically, women, especially stereotypical school moms, are stereotypically renowned for getting off on shopping. Stereotypically, that is often for shoes.

Stereotypes exist for a reason – there’s frequently a degree of truth in them. I believe the received wisdom is, in the case of shoes, that it’s a form of self validation. Although it is generally unacceptable to say so, unless you’re careful, being a Continue reading

I need to get out more

Posted in Underwear with tags , , , on March 17, 2015 by Accidental Masturbator

This has got to stop. I need to unsubscribe from underwear marketing emails because I just fell prey to yet another one. Whilst I’m thrilled to have found a brand that I really, really like, as mentioned recently, I have enough smalls to wear a different pair every day for an entire month. I am rapidly becoming the Imelda Marcos of budgie smugglers. It has to stop!

I must be particularly in touch with my feminine side at the minute, because just as I got suckered by some stereotype challenging manties a few weeks ago, it was Continue reading

Client approval

Posted in Dreaming of sex with tags , , on February 14, 2015 by Accidental Masturbator

Last night I dreamed that a client confronted me in his flat wearing Continue reading

Blame it on The System

Posted in Underwear with tags , , , , , , , on October 4, 2014 by Accidental Masturbator

In bloated, complex societies that most of us live in, it’s frequently easy to blame it on the system. Sometimes all we want really is someone else to blame, but sometimes there is a fair degree of justification. And when some sexy post arrived for me this week, I felt such a complaint would not have been completely without grounds.

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Hello girls

Posted in Underwear with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on August 27, 2013 by Accidental Masturbator

Pretty much everyone in the western hemisphere (and I’m guessing much of the eastern) who has even a passing interest in tits will be acquainted with the supportive work of the Wonderbra. And those over the age of 25 or so, will fondly remember Eva Herzigova and the advertising slogan “Hello boys!”
No? You don’t?
Let me remind you …

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