Archive for Erika Lust

Get your free prono

Posted in Porn with tags , on January 30, 2017 by Accidental Masturbator

I don’t know how long this will last, but if you register on the email list for Erika Lust (a pornographer who markets herself as making porn for women) you can watch a 22min uncensored porno for free.


And in my entirely unqualified opinion,  I have to say it’s rather a good little video.

While you’re on the website, there are a load of lovely things to buy too, though please don’t assume I have anything to do with the website or the company. I’d love to be able to say they send me freebies or discount codes or anything, but they don’t.

(I don’t think you’re supposed to be able to download the video you get a link to, and I wouldn’t advocate doing that, but … well … where there’s a will …)

The British aren’t cumming! The British aren’t cumming!

Posted in Porn, Sexual politics with tags , , , , , , , on December 4, 2014 by Accidental Masturbator

I struggled with quite what to call this post. At first it was going to be The Prudish are coming! The Prudish are coming! Then it struck me that, considering what the post was going to cover, it ought to be The Prudish aren’t coming! The Prudish aren’t coming! But that seemed to be getting too far from Paul Revere’s apocryphal quote. So I settled for The British aren’t coming! The British aren’t coming! Because it seems we aren’t. Or at least we’re not supposed to. I’m pretty sure that it’s written into Continue reading

Unintended consequences

Posted in Porn with tags , , , on September 1, 2014 by Accidental Masturbator

In the four days since We fucked for the first time in 8 months, I’ve felt hornier than a Horned Toad sat on a Viagra Lilly pad, floating on a pond of pussy juice, reading a porn mag called Barely Metamorphosed.

In other news, we bought a new TV.

These two facts may seem unconnected, but they Continue reading

Now that’s what I call porn!

Posted in Fixing a broken marriage, Porn with tags , , , , , , , , on October 29, 2013 by Accidental Masturbator

Two weeks ago my Wife suggested it might be worth us seeing a sex therapist. I’m all in favour of that for several reasons:

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