Archive for Exhibitionism


Posted in Fixing a broken marriage with tags , , , on October 25, 2016 by Accidental Masturbator

The next morning I was awake about 5:00am. Awake enough that there was no obviously point in staying in bed.

Some 3 or 4 hrs later I heard my Wife go into the bathroom, and as She returned to the bedroom I headed back upstairs to get a shower.
We passed on the landing, my erection still swollen with self-importance. She Continue reading


Posted in Sex on my own, Sex with other people with tags , , , on February 21, 2015 by Accidental Masturbator

As you might well expect, Loyal Reader, knowing how juxtaposed my sexual past and present are, there are many things that I miss. That’s not to say my past merits bragging; more that I just miss the playfulness I’ve been lucky enough to enjoy in times gone by.

For no good reason, today, the thing I found myself missing was Continue reading

Showing off to friends

Posted in Meet the Masturbator, Sex with tags , , , , on November 28, 2012 by Accidental Masturbator

Remember Friends? Of course you do, Dear Reader. The American sitcom that ran from 1994 to 2004, where six friends bumbled their way through both romantic and platonic relationships, set mostly in a coffee shop and one appartment. Yes, you remember Ross, Chandler, Joey, Rachel, Monica and Phoebe. Let me remind you …

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A question of mutual desire

Posted in Fixing a broken marriage, Sex with my wife with tags , , , , , , , , , , on June 10, 2012 by Accidental Masturbator

As so often, this morning I woke early with a turgid member, and an urge to hammer it into my Wife’s dripping cunt. Guess what. That’s right, Dear Reader, it didn’t happen. Inevitably I woke before She did, but getting out of bed did disturb her a little. As I usually try to, I made sure my hard-on was as casually visible to her as possible as I quietly walked round our bed, picked up some clothes, and went downstairs for breakfast. With my throbbing cock still twitching and jiggling, I walked naked around the kitchen, fed the cat, and made my tea and toast. Continue reading

Exhibitionism – a loyalty scheme

Posted in Members only, Porn with tags , , , , on March 14, 2012 by Accidental Masturbator

It may be arrogance, but I like to think that my blogging is not a purely selfish process. Sure, I get off on knowing that someone else is interested in what I say – that’s just the kind of normal egotism that we all have. And many of your comments suggest that on occasions I have the ability to turn some of you on, which massages my ego even more than I tend to massage my own cock. But I like to think that there’s something in it for you too, Dear Reader. So I’d like to give something back.

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