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The most depressing conversation I’ve ever heard

Posted in Fixing a broken marriage, Parenting with tags , , , on April 28, 2019 by Accidental Masturbator

For as long as I can remember I have said that parenting sucks, being a dad rocks, and being a father comes with a weight of responsibility I still can’t get my head around.
Today was a dad day.
Or it should have been.
Today should have rocked.

One of my big dad things is Continue reading

The elephant vanishes

Posted in Fetishwear, Fixing a broken marriage, Underwear with tags , , , , , on August 8, 2017 by Accidental Masturbator

Any good experiment will be divided into 3 distinct sections:
1) Method – Accidentally leave a small item of latex fetishwear where it was almost impossible to ignore.
2) Results – None. Well, clean laundry was put away adjacent to, even touching the rubberwear, but absolutely nothing was said.
3: Conclusion –  [… sigh …]

It’s difficult to conceive that Continue reading

Not what I want

Posted in Fixing a broken marriage with tags , , , , , , , on December 2, 2014 by Accidental Masturbator

I lifted my head from the pillow to see the clock. An hour to myself in the kitchen if I made a break for it then. But She moved first and headed for the bathroom.
Damn it.
I could still make my escape and leave an empty bed for Her, but …
I rolled onto my front and buried my face in the pillow.
When She returned, She put a hand on my back and stroked with Her thumb.
Damn it.
Yes, I was horny. But no, I didn’t want sex. Not with Her. Not now. Yes, it gets like that sometimes. Often.

Her hand made a more concerted effort, moving Continue reading


Posted in Sex with my wife with tags , , , , on January 14, 2012 by Accidental Masturbator

Forgive me Reader, for I have wanked. It has been 7 days since my last ejaculation.

Having had regular, good sex for something over approaching a month, it had to come to an end sooner or later. The regular, and the good.

The last week we’ve both been quite tired or out independantly for social occasions so one of us has usually been asleep before the other made it to bed. So no sex. Not a big deal.

We tried this morning. Continue reading

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