Archive for Feeling horny

Unintended consequences

Posted in Porn with tags , , , on September 1, 2014 by Accidental Masturbator

In the four days since We fucked for the first time in 8 months, I’ve felt hornier than a Horned Toad sat on a Viagra Lilly pad, floating on a pond of pussy juice, reading a porn mag called Barely Metamorphosed.

In other news, we bought a new TV.

These two facts may seem unconnected, but they Continue reading

How do I mess things up so easily?

Posted in Fixing a broken marriage with tags , , , on October 4, 2013 by Accidental Masturbator

I don’t really have time to blog today, but if you’ve read my last couple of posts and/or Twaterings with any degree of interest, you’re probably going to want to know about this afternoons text conversation between me and my Wife.

First a little background:

Even on my own personal scale of horniness, today I’m running up at about 85%.
I can’t keep my mind off sex.
And yes, you guessed it, my balls ache. Continue reading

It was an odd morning

Posted in Sex on my own with tags , , on August 30, 2013 by Accidental Masturbator

It was an odd morning.
I woke about 20min before the alarm clock crashed into the day.
As ever, my hand found it’s way down to my crotch.
Somewhat unusually I didn’t have an erection. Not unheard of, but easily remedied.
I toyed with my cock briefly, then moved to my balls.
My sack was satisfyingly relaxed.
And Continue reading

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