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I won’t tell if he won’t

Posted in Random stuff about sex with tags , , , , , , , , on August 15, 2017 by Accidental Masturbator

My phone buzzed in my pocket, alerting me to a text message.
Darren’s SMS: Are we still on for tomorrow?
My SMS: Absolutely.
A week earlier I’d arranged to meet Darren to chat about helping him out on a job. When we’d exchanged emails,  I’d suggested I knew a cafe just off Oxford St, though hadn’t been specific.
(Don’t worry if you don’t know where that or any other locations mentioned are.)
Darren’s SMS: Anywhere in particular? Or there’s a cool place on Warren St.
In my head: I know there is, but Continue reading

Identifying

Posted in Fetishwear, Sexual politics with tags , , , , on June 26, 2017 by Accidental Masturbator

At a formal family gathering I’m introduced to a friend of one of the family and we fall into easy conversation.
They go way back.
He has an interesting career, though he hints at a desire to change it.
He and I obviously have similar views on politics.
He’s gay.
He has the personal mobile phone number of one of the mist influential political figures on the planet.
He’s staying with friends and lives out of town.

WOAH!!!
Hold on there just a Continue reading

Positive language

Posted in Fetishwear, Sexual politics with tags , , , , , on September 30, 2016 by Accidental Masturbator

I’m planning to customise a pair of latex gloves and make some minor alterations to my rubber catsuit. This took me to a fetish store to source the gloves. Whilst there I asked …
Me: Do you know where I can get Continue reading

The acceptible face of porn

Posted in Porn, Sexual politics with tags , , , , , on September 24, 2016 by Accidental Masturbator

Porn is harmless.
There. I’ve said it.
Not only that, there’s nothing wrong with full-on no-holes-barred hardcore porn.
Absolutely nothing.

You may not be Continue reading

As Henry Ford said …

Posted in Fetishwear, Porn, Sexual politics with tags , , , , on November 27, 2015 by Accidental Masturbator

Every few months, I’ll have a few weeks when, for no particular reason, I won’t look at porn. (I know what you’re thinking, Dear Reader, but I do, honestly!) Fate has a way of balancing things out, and in the last couple of weeks I suspect rarely more than a couple of waking hours have passed without me enjoying porn of some form or another.

The criteria for my internet porn searches is varied and unpredictable and the last few days it has definitely focussed on Continue reading

Dream party

Posted in Dreaming of sex with tags , , , on October 11, 2015 by Accidental Masturbator

Just in case you weren’t with me the other day, Inattentive Reader, I’ve had several thematically linked dreams recently, which may give you some indication of what’s on my mind just now …

Dream #2

My Wife and I were going to a party. It wasn’t to be hosted by anyone we knew, and I think attendance must have been strictly by invitation. We were accompanied by Continue reading

Shopaholic

Posted in Fetishwear with tags , , , , , , on July 15, 2015 by Accidental Masturbator

Sometimes a mood just takes you. Often with me, that mood is to look at porn and toss myself off. Sometimes it’s a little kinkier. Recently it’s been a little rubbery.

I don’t get to wear rubber very often, which is a pity, as it’s sexy as hell and I love it. (Latex has a distinct aroma which stays with you if you wear it … unless, as I understand it, your fetish gear has been through a process called chlorination, which mine hasn’t.) I certainly don’t wear it often enough to Continue reading

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