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The wrong trousers

Posted in Fetishwear, Fixing a broken marriage with tags , , , , , , on November 30, 2012 by Accidental Masturbator

When my Wife got home from work last night, She spotted my new T-shirt waiting to get put away.
Her : When did you get that cool new T-shirt?
Me : The radio station sent it to me.
Her : What did you win it for?
Me : I didn’t win it. They just sent it to me because of a text I sent in.

I explained about the question the DJ had posed to the audience and about the text I had sent in response. It was about my old PVC jeans.

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Super sex

Posted in Random stuff about sex with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , on July 2, 2012 by Accidental Masturbator

Of all the superheroes to have been peeled off the pages of Marvel and DC comics and thrust onto the silver screen in glorious live-action, very few seem to have had an obvious sex life. Admittedly Mr Fantastic and the Invisible Woman are married with two kids, so they’ve obviously got jiggy a couple of times. And Superman and Lois Lane are perpetually dating, but Continue reading

The price I’ve paid for sex

Posted in Meet the Masturbator with tags , , , , , on January 23, 2012 by Accidental Masturbator

An entirely unrelated and random conversation recently made me wonder how much money I’ve ever spent on sex, without actually procuring the services of a paid assistant. And being the bored little perv that I am, I thought I’d try to work it out. As I put the list together I found it quite enlightening, and pleasing,  to realise the variety of toys, clothes, porn and general sexual paraphernalia I have purchased over the years. It seems I’m quite eclectic in my taste. Continue reading

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