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Happy endings or happy beginnings?

Posted in Fixing a broken marriage, Sex with my wife with tags , , , , , , , on January 6, 2017 by Accidental Masturbator

By the end of that day I was knackered. It had been a busy, and uncommonly good familial day. The down side was I was falling asleep in front of the TV at 9:30pm. She was not, so I headed for her and sacked the idea of getting laid.

But come the morning all was resolved. The sex itself was pretty formulaic, with a couple of exceptions.

As She initially toyed with dick, in a fit of bravery I got up onto my knees, straddled Her chest, and presented Her with it to suck. With out a word She Continue reading

Expect the unexpected

Posted in Fixing a broken marriage, Sex with my wife, The Red Torsolette, Underwear with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on October 16, 2012 by Accidental Masturbator

This weekend my Wife and I had a blissfully childless weekend away at an upmarket hotel. You shouldn’t be surprised, Dear Reader, to know that the mere thought had my jeans bursting at the fly, and in anticipation of the naked fun I was dreaming of, I made preparations for Operation Eyeball Obelisk.

I should probably be a little ashamed of myself, but in the hope of reciprocation, before we’d left home I’d taken a peek in Wife’s underwear drawer, to see if She might be wearing some of Her Xmas present: the bra and one pair of briefs were absent – a good sign, but the thong, torsolette and suspenders were still there. Not surprising, but a pity.

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To fuck, or not to fuck

Posted in Random stuff about sex, Sexual politics with tags , , , , , , on March 11, 2012 by Accidental Masturbator

To fuck, or not to fuck: that is the question. Whether ’tis nobler in the mind to stuff her with outrageos foreskin or take it up the arse … ok, ok, ok, I confess I’m really struggling with this raping of one of literature’s greatest works. I shall cease. But I choose to violate Billy’s passage for a specific reason. Continue reading

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