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Sinful Sunday 484 – Drained

Posted in Sex on my own, Sinful Sunday, Sinful Sunday Pick-of-the-week with tags , , , on July 18, 2020 by Accidental Masturbator

Having restricted use of an arm, albeit only temporarily through injury, has been a salutary experience. Especially as it has been that of my dominant hand. The number of things that have been harder to do has been innumerable. Chopping vegetables and making toast have been difficult at best, and not being allowed to carry anything of weight or drive has meant I can’t do the supermarket run. On a more personal note, (assuming your’e right handed) brushing one’s teeth left handed is surprisingly difficult and, as you will appreciate, Dear Penis-ed Reader, if like me you wear briefs, trunks or thongs rather than boxers, even getting your cock out for a piss with just your left hand is a real challenge. As a result, I haven’t worn underwear for a month.

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(adendum) Really inconvenient!

Posted in Sex on my own, Sex toys with tags , , , on June 29, 2020 by Accidental Masturbator

[Ed: Unless you want to read the self pityings of a middle aged, over-libidinous man who really ought to be a bit more grateful for just being alive with the prospect of a fully functioning, injury free body just a few patient weeks away, please just pass on by. There are far less self indulgent posts to read out there in the blogosphere today.]

Further to Inconvenient, much to my disappointment and growing frustration, it turns out that fucking a Fleshlight when Continue reading

Sinful Sunday 410 – Reductio ad absurdum

Posted in Sinful Sunday with tags , , , on February 16, 2019 by Accidental Masturbator

Reductio ad absurdum /rɪˌdʌktɪəʊ ad abˈsəːdəm/ (idiom) : a method of proving the falsity of a premise by showing that its logical consequence is absurd or contradictory.

Literally, it translates as reduce to absurdity.

Sinful Sunday

Reduce to absurdity?

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Inconvenience stores

Posted in Random stuff about sex with tags , , , on March 21, 2017 by Accidental Masturbator

Supermarkets. In the States I believe their called Convenience Stores. Well, how about a little more convenience?

I felt horny as hell as I walked into the supermarket this morning. It wasn’t  afetish for semi skimmed milk, tinned lentils or laundry softener that got my cock stiffening, nor the fantasy of getting sucked off in the Continue reading

Twice-a-day-for-a-week challenge: Day 3

Posted in Sex on my own, Sex toys with tags , , , , , , , on July 3, 2013 by Accidental Masturbator

Again, last night, I was feeling a little lack lustre. Having filled my Fleshlight with cum twice in less than 8 hours, I really shouldn’t be surprised how productive a day I had – I’ve long felt that shooting my load helps clear my mind for work.  I’d been busy, so by the time I was even remotely considering bed, I didn’t really have the will to wank. But then, Continue reading

Twice-a-day-for-a-week challenge: Day 2

Posted in Sex on my own, Sex toys with tags , , , on July 2, 2013 by Accidental Masturbator

After yesterday’s decision to try to cum twice a day for the whole week, I though that being the gorgeous perverts you all are, Dear Readers, you might like an update after the first 10 hours. Continue reading

Challenging times

Posted in Sex on my own, Sex toys with tags , , , , , , , on July 1, 2013 by Accidental Masturbator

The best part of a year ago, I embarked on my own 7 Day Celibacy Challenge (with the support of my great blog buddy, Hyacinth.) To cut a long story short, I wanted to try to go a week without wanking … but failed. Well, time goes by, and I’m in the mood for another solo sex challenge. But this one is quite different. Continue reading

It’s just a case of what you want

Posted in Fetishwear, Male pubic waxing, Random stuff about sex, Sex on my own with tags , , , , , on June 30, 2013 by Accidental Masturbator

Uncommonly the family allowed us a lie in this morning. And as my half sleeping mind convinced me I was wandering round a chip shop, trying to find some tartare sauce, with my erect member twitching away like a frog’s leg in a high school  biology experiment, my Wife took hold of my dick and started stoking it vigorously.

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Fleshlight – a complete review

Posted in Sex toys with tags , , , on January 11, 2012 by Accidental Masturbator

(This blog entry was originally penned back in 2007 and has been updated a little since.)

For those not familiar with the name, the Fleshlight is a male sex toy. One that is intended to represent a human orifice into which you stick your dick, one that is intended to take the place of your hand when you need something different, but have no co-conspirator. It is so named as it has been designed to look like a flashlight (or in British English, a torch), presumably so that it can be casually left lying under the bed without raising suspicions of a teenager’s mum when she’s on the hunt for porn mags.

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