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Underwhwealming

Posted in Random stuff about sex with tags , , , on October 9, 2015 by Accidental Masturbator

For reasons u won’t go into, it had been a shit day at the coal face of family life. One of the worst. I would normally have been going to a fitness training session in the evening, and in the context of the earlier domestic fracas, I certainly wasn’t going to miss that. If nothing else, there was a chance that one of my best mates would be there, we’d go for a pint after, and I could whine about my misfortune to him. Politically, not staying home to talk things through and … and make up? … frankly I Continue reading

I’ll get paid to see her naked

Posted in Random stuff about sex with tags , , , , on December 21, 2012 by Accidental Masturbator

’tis the season to be jolly. Or as those of us who have a tendency to party are more likely to think, ’tis the season to get drunk and flirt like idiots. And tonight I am quite drunk and I’ve flirted like a pro.

I’ve been out for a drink with folk I occasionally work with. Some of them are glamorous. Cleo is definitely so. And she’s pretty, young, effervescent, and very very sexy. Continue reading

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