Archive for Foreplay

Cards on the table

Posted in Fixing a broken marriage, Kirsty with tags , , , , , , , , , on May 17, 2020 by Accidental Masturbator

In some respects, I’m ready to pull the pin on the divorce grenade. It’s certainly overdue that I stand by my own red line. We at least talk about sex, or I apply for a divorce.
My Wife can say She wants everything else in place – trust, respect, emotional safety … whatever and however She wants to define a functional relationship, but if She wants to take sex off the table Continue reading

Why don’t you…?

Posted in Fixing a broken marriage, Sex with my wife with tags , , , on January 9, 2017 by Accidental Masturbator

Her: You’re falling asleep.
Me: Yeah. I know.
When we’d crashed on the sofa I’d asked Her to wake me if I dozed off. It’s a bad habit of mine which doesn’t help me sleep through the night. (Of course when we fucked last week, I slept like the dead, but don’t think She’s made the connection.)
Her: Do you just want to go to bed.
Me: And be awake at 5am again? No.
Her: Do you want to go to bed and not go to sleep?
[… pause …]
Me: Do you mean … sex?
Her: Continue reading

No need for that. 

Posted in Porn with tags , , , , on July 19, 2015 by Accidental Masturbator

I think too much.
I’m not always great at staying on topic.
My mind wanders.
Even when I’m wanking.

This last point was evident the other day as I tossed myself off over some online porn. As I scanned the search engine’s returned images, I happened upon an animated picture of a couple in the kitchen, first dressed, then in a sequence of jerky stills, getting naked and then Continue reading

Not what I want

Posted in Fixing a broken marriage with tags , , , , , , , on December 2, 2014 by Accidental Masturbator

I lifted my head from the pillow to see the clock. An hour to myself in the kitchen if I made a break for it then. But She moved first and headed for the bathroom.
Damn it.
I could still make my escape and leave an empty bed for Her, but …
I rolled onto my front and buried my face in the pillow.
When She returned, She put a hand on my back and stroked with Her thumb.
Damn it.
Yes, I was horny. But no, I didn’t want sex. Not with Her. Not now. Yes, it gets like that sometimes. Often.

Her hand made a more concerted effort, moving Continue reading

20 days of foreplay

Posted in Random stuff about sex with tags , on October 7, 2014 by Accidental Masturbator

When a friend of mine published a link to this on The Daily Mash, you know, Dear Reader, even though it is obviously meant with tongue firmly in cheek, I had to bite my tongue. Somehow it all just seemed too optimistic. 3 weeks foreplay? Really? Is that all? And assuming they’ll have sex at the end of that … well that’s if something desn’t derail their efforst in the first 3 minutes. Yeah. I really had to bite my tongue.


Couple begins three-week process of initiating sex

A COUPLE has begun the first tentative moves towards sexual intercourse before the end of October.

Stephen and Emma Malley, who have been together for 13 years, Continue reading


Posted in Fixing a broken marriage with tags , , , , , , , on November 2, 2013 by Accidental Masturbator

We had bad sex this morning.
No. That’s not remotely true. It went bad before we had sex. It was after She’d got back from the bathroom. After we had both looked at the clock and realised the ugliness of the morning’s hour. After we knew we were both awake. After I contemplated getting up to do some work. After Her finger tips had just about rested against my shoulder, but only just. After my hand reached for Her hip and the surprise of it finding the soft skin of Her inner thigh. After that wasn’t rejected. After She stoked my cock. After She rolled onto Her back and seemed to pull me towards Her. That’s about when it started to go bad.

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The sweet smell of success

Posted in Sex with my wife with tags , , , , , , , , , , , on January 9, 2012 by Accidental Masturbator

As previously discussed I wasn’t going to blog about sex with my Wife again for a while, but last night a long standing dream just came true for me.

For most couples it’s nothing unusual to masturbate eachother, and on the rare occasions we’ve fucked in the last 3 years, if I’ve not cum (which for reasons of poor motivation has not been uncommon) She has volunteered to tug me off. But She has not, historically, liked being masturbated. Not even during foreplay. Continue reading

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