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I’ve moved out

Posted in Fixing a broken marriage with tags , , , , , , on November 5, 2017 by Accidental Masturbator

We were out for the evening, catching up with an old friend and sampling artisinal spirits, as is the current trend. It was a great evening.
We moved on to a restaurant and ordered a jug of cocktails. Having imbibed three shots alreafy at the bar, my Wife, being one who neither consumes nor can tolerate large amounts of alcohol, protested but accepted a single glass. Conversation flowed – work, family, travel – a second jug was ordered and I topped up our glasses – politics, artisinal spirits, art – a third jug and, where I had been pouring half glasses, my Wife¬†filled Her’s all but to the brim – religion, feminism, philosophy¬†– A couple of times I briefly put ny hand on Her knee beneath the table and it seened well received.
Our friend excused himself and went to the Gents.
Me: I’m enjoying being out with my Wife.
Her: I’d rather you were Continue reading


Posted in Random stuff about sex with tags , , , , on February 8, 2013 by Accidental Masturbator

Whilst looking for an old photo on my old PC, I found myself heading deeper into the nest of folders and inexorably towards the folder I used to store my porn in. Before I reached the mass of filth and smut that I have wanked over so very very many times, I stumbled across this piece of erotic art.

I have a feeling that the photo is of a sculpture by an artist who asked all their friends if they would model for a cast, and these were then brought together as a single piece of art. Or it’s entirely possible that I imagined that.

But what ever the story behind it is, to me it is both beautiful as a piece of art, and fucking horny. I’m pretty sure you’ll like it. Continue reading

Showing off to friends

Posted in Meet the Masturbator, Sex with tags , , , , on November 28, 2012 by Accidental Masturbator

Remember Friends? Of course you do, Dear Reader. The American sitcom that ran from 1994 to 2004, where six friends bumbled their way through both romantic and platonic relationships, set mostly in a coffee shop and one appartment. Yes, you remember Ross, Chandler, Joey, Rachel, Monica and Phoebe. Let me remind you …

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