Archive for Frustration

The elephant vanishes

Posted in Fetishwear, Fixing a broken marriage, Underwear with tags , , , , , on August 8, 2017 by Accidental Masturbator

Any good experiment will be divided into 3 distinct sections:
1) Method – Accidentally leave a small item of latex fetishwear where it was almost impossible to ignore.
2) Results – None. Well, clean laundry was put away adjacent to, even touching the rubberwear, but absolutely nothing was said.
3: Conclusion –  [… sigh …]

It’s difficult to conceive that Continue reading

Still none

Posted in Fixing a broken marriage with tags , , , , on April 19, 2017 by Accidental Masturbator

We were home from our holiday. The long Easter weekend still lay ahead of us, and there was no imperative to get out of bed early for another three days. Obviously that didn’t stop me waking early, getting up long before She woke, and enjoying a cup of tea and my favourite sex blogs. Obviously that didn’t result in me feeling any less horny.

Fueled by relentless libido, optimism and stubbornness, I took the same approach as the previous day:

  • Porn
  • Good erection
  • Back to the bedroom
  • Strip
  • Pose
  • Back into bed

I walked into the bedroom about 8:30. Not late, but late enough for a sufficiency of sleep whilst still being early enough for a fuck before domestic and familial duty consumed the day.
Her: Morning
Me: How are you doing?
Her: Continue reading

None of what I needed

Posted in Fixing a broken marriage, Porn with tags , , , , on April 18, 2017 by Accidental Masturbator

Her: Morning.
Me: Morning.
Her: We should get ourselves together.

It was the last morning of our holiday, and we needed to vacate the cottage in the next couple of hours.
I had been up for more than an hour, licking my wounds from the night before. It hadn’t taken much reflection to know I had been as much at fault as She had or that I that could make a conciliatory gesture this morning.
So I had taken my smart phone out and navigated to my current favourite porn site. These … Continue reading

Cruel intentons

Posted in Fixing a broken marriage, Sex on my own, Sex toys with tags , , , , on February 3, 2015 by Accidental Masturbator

It’s been a long week. A long three weeks actually. Working for up to 15hrs a day, an hour away from home. There has been no time for wanking. My balls are heavy, and every day for the last week at least I’ve woken with the hardest of erections. I’ve not cum for ages.

This last point is also tied up with the fact that We’ve not had sex since my Wife went back to work after Xmas. (We had a brief fumble, at Her instigation, but that went nowhere good pretty quickly, and She positively rejected a positive advance of mine, and later issued an unsolicited acknowledgement. But there has been nothing of any consequence, and none of the bumper pack of jonnies has seen action.)  She did postulate that a change of contraception might not be a panacea for Her libido, and that work related fatigue might play a significant role. Well that seems to have been pretty much confirmed. Oh well.

This morning, boner like steel, I reached for Continue reading

Three is not the magic number

Posted in Fixing a broken marriage, Porn, Sex on my own with tags , , , , , on September 5, 2014 by Accidental Masturbator

Damn I’m feeling horny today.
Yes, even more than usual.
Having fucked my Wife twice in the last couple of weeks, for the first time in 8 months, my lust has predictably gone through the roof.

Yesterday I woke almost as horny, reached for my Wife in bed and Continue reading

Words

Posted in Fixing a broken marriage with tags , , , , , , , on November 2, 2013 by Accidental Masturbator

We had bad sex this morning.
No. That’s not remotely true. It went bad before we had sex. It was after She’d got back from the bathroom. After we had both looked at the clock and realised the ugliness of the morning’s hour. After we knew we were both awake. After I contemplated getting up to do some work. After Her finger tips had just about rested against my shoulder, but only just. After my hand reached for Her hip and the surprise of it finding the soft skin of Her inner thigh. After that wasn’t rejected. After She stoked my cock. After She rolled onto Her back and seemed to pull me towards Her. That’s about when it started to go bad.

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The true cost

Posted in Fixing a broken marriage, Sex with other people with tags , , , , on March 3, 2013 by Accidental Masturbator

I’m horny. Really. Fucking. Horny. I can feel it from my scalp to the soles of my feet. And you know the thing I want most, Dear Reader? It’s not a fuck. It’s not a wank. It’s not a blow job. Or anal. Or anything fetishistic. What I want is to  Continue reading

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