Archive for Frustration

Three is not the magic number

Posted in Fixing a broken marriage, Porn, Sex on my own with tags , , , , , on September 5, 2014 by Accidental Masturbator

Damn I’m feeling horny today.
Yes, even more than usual.
Having fucked my Wife twice in the last couple of weeks, for the first time in 8 months, my lust has predictably gone through the roof.

Yesterday I woke almost as horny, reached for my Wife in bed and Continue reading


Posted in Fixing a broken marriage with tags , , , , , , , on November 2, 2013 by Accidental Masturbator

We had bad sex this morning.
No. That’s not remotely true. It went bad before we had sex. It was after She’d got back from the bathroom. After we had both looked at the clock and realised the ugliness of the morning’s hour. After we knew we were both awake. After I contemplated getting up to do some work. After Her finger tips had just about rested against my shoulder, but only just. After my hand reached for Her hip and the surprise of it finding the soft skin of Her inner thigh. After that wasn’t rejected. After She stoked my cock. After She rolled onto Her back and seemed to pull me towards Her. That’s about when it started to go bad.

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The true cost

Posted in Fixing a broken marriage, Sex with other people with tags , , , , on March 3, 2013 by Accidental Masturbator

I’m horny. Really. Fucking. Horny. I can feel it from my scalp to the soles of my feet. And you know the thing I want most, Dear Reader? It’s not a fuck. It’s not a wank. It’s not a blow job. Or anal. Or anything fetishistic. What I want is to¬† Continue reading

Boxing Day blues

Posted in Fixing a broken marriage, Sex with tags , , , , on December 27, 2012 by Accidental Masturbator

4:30am on Boxing Day is a bad time to be awake and horny.
Especially when the object of your lust is fast asleep and is guaranteed not to appreciate being woken for a fuck.
5:30am on Boxing Day is a bad time to be still awake and still horny.
Time to get up, and go downstairs. Continue reading

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