Archive for Frustration

The true cost

Posted in Fixing a broken marriage, Sex with other people with tags , , , , on March 3, 2013 by Accidental Masturbator

I’m horny. Really. Fucking. Horny. I can feel it from my scalp to the soles of my feet. And you know the thing I want most, Dear Reader? It’s not a fuck. It’s not a wank. It’s not a blow job. Or anal. Or anything fetishistic. What I want is to¬† Continue reading

Boxing Day blues

Posted in Fixing a broken marriage, Sex with tags , , , , on December 27, 2012 by Accidental Masturbator

4:30am on Boxing Day is a bad time to be awake and horny.
Especially when the object of your lust is fast asleep and is guaranteed not to appreciate being woken for a fuck.
5:30am on Boxing Day is a bad time to be still awake and still horny.
Time to get up, and go downstairs. Continue reading

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