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You’re kidding, right?

Posted in Sex toys with tags , , , , on October 3, 2018 by Accidental Masturbator

Confession: Since I bought my Fun Factory Share XL strapless strap-on almost exactly a year ago, the only orifices it has penetrated have been that of my Fleshlight and my mouth.
Well you would, wouldn’t you?!
Wouldn’t you?
Oh. Ok.
Well I did.

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Sinful Sunday 339 – Mysterious package

Posted in Not a dick pic, Sex toys, Sinful Sunday with tags , , , , on October 8, 2017 by Accidental Masturbator

Having placed the wholly unjustifiable order for an unfeasibly kinky, arse-and-pussy-fucking, pinky-purple, double dildo, and despite asking for the dispatch to be delayed so the discrete package didn’t arrive at the weekend (in the circumstances I really didn’t want to have to deal with well, aren’t you going to open it? ), things were bound not to go smoothly.

Sinful Sunday

First Continue reading

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