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Pointless extravegance

Posted in Sex on my own, Sex toys with tags , , , , on September 22, 2017 by Accidental Masturbator

After I’d ordered an unjustifiable, extravagantly expensive and, lest we forget, unnecessarily transparent pair of pantsuk, I sat down and had some lunch. As my mind wandered down the dark and sticky back alleys of my consciousness, I found myself wondering how much one of my most fantasised about sex toys was retailing for these days.

I Googled it whilst I ate my salad.

Disappointingly, it appeared that the major retailers only had it in black. Much as my taste in latex fetishwear, I’m really not a fan of black for sex toys – there’s something almost sinister about it, something that suggests a power dynamic that doesn’t sit easily with me – sex should be fun, and colourful. More importantly, the fact that no one seemed to have any in any other colours made me think that the toy in question may no longer be in production … which would be disappointing. This seemed even more likely when several online sex shops seemed to be offering them at a reduced price.

Unfortunately, as I’m sure you can imagine, Loyal Reader, it’s unlikely I’ll ever have the pleasure of being on the receiving end of a

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How to use a vibrator properly

Posted in Sex toys with tags , , on January 10, 2014 by Accidental Masturbator

After yesterday’s butt plugging fun, I again found myself scouring the filthy, smut ridden corners of the interent today for pegging videos and especially of the Fun Factory Share XL. Amidst a largely disappointing haul of perversity, I did find one gem, though slightly unrelated.

If you’ve always thought that shoving a silicone phallus up your cunt and orgasming as it buzzed against your clit was the right way to use a vibrator, it turns out you’ve been sadly mistaken. It turns out this is the most fun you can have with a motorised sex toy … Continue reading

Chicks with dicks

Posted in Sex toys with tags , , , on January 9, 2014 by Accidental Masturbator

I apologise for the appallingly crass title to this post, but it seemed appropriate in the circumstances.

Last night I was feeling really horny … REALLY horny! … and I spent half the evening looking at porn online. In particular I found myself looking at pictures of pegging, and specifically searching for pictures and videos of my most desired toy in use – the Fun Factory Share XL. I found disappointingly few, although a few more of Feeldoes, but there were enough to inspire a determined boner and a pre-bedtime wank (alone in the bathroom). And I thought I share some of my favourites. Continue reading

My kinda threesome

Posted in Sex toys with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , on March 18, 2013 by Accidental Masturbator

Back in the days when I had a good sex life, Fiona introduced me to anal. She was the first woman who wanted me to fuck her arse, and she was the first woman to both stick a finger up mine, and to rim me. As a regular reader of Club international, I was already well acquainted with the idea, courtesy of their monthly Peaches articles, but somehow the idea didn’t really appeal to me.Or not until Continue reading

DLS #11 : Time to get plugged

Posted in Dirty Little Secrets, Sex toys with tags , , , , , , , on November 22, 2012 by Accidental Masturbator

It’s been a while since I shared a Dirty Little Secret with you, Dear Reader. And it’s been a while since I played with a butt plug. So I thought it was about time I rectified both of these. [Hmmm … thinks to self : Rectified – sounds like Rectum : what an interesting choice of word.] I’m not feeling unusually frisky today, so I don’t know what inspired me to reach for the toy box this morning, and especially not so early in the day. This is turning out tho be afirst for me. Or rather a whole host of first. Continue reading

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