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More conversations should be like this

Posted in Random stuff about sex with tags , , , on February 15, 2013 by Accidental Masturbator

(I wish I could say this was my story, Dear Reader. It is that of a friend and, whilst I can’t vouch for it’s veracity, I sincerely hope it’s true.)

Cycling home tonight, my friend stopped at traffic lights next to a car with it’s roof down. The driver’s phone rang and, being responsibly connected to a hands-free kit,  the phone automatically answered. It was his girlfriend / wife / lover / mistress / fuck buddy. The conversations went something like this … Continue reading

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