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Posted in Random stuff about sex with tags , , , , , , , on April 29, 2015 by Accidental Masturbator

Perverts these days. They don’t know how good they’ve got it.
Let me explain, Dear Reader.

In a comment for Party. Part. Party, when one of my Favorite Commenters said she was feeling too ill to masturbate, I jokingly reeplied …

If I could lend you my fingers, tongue and dick, I would gladly do so, if just to aid your recovery. (If only I could lend them to so many of my readers. Now wouldn’t that be fun!)

She replied …

Ah, if only! But thanks for the thought!

And then Another Commenter said …

Oh, lend me, lend me! (Hands way up in the air, I probably should get in line.) 😉

As my ego and erection swelled in unison, there was then a brief conversation between Continue reading

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