Archive for Grumpy

A cure?

Posted in Fixing a broken marriage with tags , , , , , on December 18, 2012 by Accidental Masturbator

I’m grumpy this evening. Seriously grumpy. And I have good reasons to be. (That’s another story, but be assured it’s got nothing to do with the state of my marriage.)
I’ve drunk enough gin. (This has not made me happier, but it has not worsened my mood.)
And last night I had the worst night’s sleep I’ve had in a very, very long time. (Not as much as one continuous hour’s sleep.) Continue reading

Who are you and what have you done with my wife?

Posted in Sex with my wife with tags , , , , , , , , , , on January 1, 2012 by Accidental Masturbator

New Years Eve we took the miss-fitting lingerie back to exchange it for the correct sizes. It turns out the briefs and thong did fit, but the suspended belt and torselette needed to go up one size. And I was right about Her lovely tits being a C-cup, but I guess when you’ve spent 3 decades staring at every cleavage possible (I’m a bad person, I know) that you start to get a sense when a bra fits. Continue reading

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