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Focus on the job in hand

Posted in Porn, Random stuff about sex with tags , , , on October 11, 2017 by Accidental Masturbator

It’s oft said that the key to a good oral sex is eye contact. Whilst what you do with your mouth is debatably more important, I’d say theĀ eye contact aspect is a little more complicated than that. It’s not just about looking at your lover as you lick the juices from their genitals – it’s about what you say with your eyes.

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What to expect?

Posted in Fixing a broken marriage, Sex with my wife with tags , , , , , , on April 5, 2017 by Accidental Masturbator

As I waited for the kettle to boil it occurred to me that in only around 12hrs my cock would be enveloped in cunt. An odd thought that years ago might have been commonplace if I was expecting to be staying the night at a girlfriend’s. But now, after around a decade of marriage, and sex being rare for around half of that, it was almost without president and one I struggled to rationalise.

Significantly less than 12hrs later, it was still early, yet we had both fallen asleep in front of some TV documentary. The previous night had been long, and energetic, and in my case excessively soaked in alcohol.
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I’m bad and not good at this

Posted in Sex with my wife with tags , , , , on December 14, 2014 by Accidental Masturbator

You know our routine, don’t you, Loyal Reader? The one that starts with Us both awake early and Her going to the bathroom. Yeah. Thought you did, so I’ll skip that bit. Except to say that while She was in the bathroom I did something bad. Very bad.

Some time ago I took part in Continue reading

Not another new begining?

Posted in Fixing a broken marriage, Sex with my wife with tags , , , , , on September 2, 2014 by Accidental Masturbator

Having bought the new TV, we don’t quite have room for it on the old TV stand, so We cant quite get it facing the sofa just yet. (I know this sounds boring and mundane, Dear Reader, but bear with me.) A consequence is that a better viewing angle is from one end of the sofa, and that meant We ended up sofa-spooning. (I’m not sure that’s quite the right way to describe it, but I’m sure you can figure out what I mean.)

The night before, I’d madeĀ  point of not hiding my semi when I went to bed and, although I was pretty confident my Wife had

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I’ve been missing out

Posted in Porn, Random stuff about sex with tags , , , , , on August 21, 2014 by Accidental Masturbator

Hand job. Blow job. Anal sex. For a guy, all thoroughly enjoyable alternatives to having your cock engulfed by a hot, wet, eagerly reciprocating pussy. And, assuming the owner of the respective hands, mouth, rectum or cunt are indeed eager, one would hope she enjoys herself almost as much. A tit wank is similarly a very horny giggle, with a suitably endowed (and eager) woman. And whilst it did nothing earth shattering for me on the one occasion I tried a foot fuck, I dare say there have been plenty of women who have enjoyed coating their toes with jism rather than nail varnish.

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One step back, one step forward.

Posted in Fixing a broken marriage, Sex with my wife with tags , , , , , on October 9, 2013 by Accidental Masturbator

An hour before the alarm was due and we were both awake. (There are so many repetitive patterns in our lives.)
My dick twitched.

I put my hand on Her back, and She lay there for a moment before getting out of bed and going to the bathroom.
A good sign.
My dick twitched.

On Her return, She cuddled up straight away, though Her hands stayed well above my waist.
My dick twitched.

I put my hand on Her arse, but didn’t stroke.
Stillness from both of us. Perhaps this morning was Continue reading

That’s better

Posted in Fixing a broken marriage, Sex with my wife with tags , , , on October 7, 2013 by Accidental Masturbator

[If this post doesn’t seem to make a huge amount of sense, or leaves you with a whole load of questions, Dear Deader, the previous few days info should help shed some light.]

As we sat down to dinner, my Wife asked …
Her: How are you doing?
Me: In the circumstances, ok.
Her: Are you still in pain?
Me: Yeah.
Her: Oh dear.
Me: It’s partly self inflicted.
Her: Because you could take care if it yourself?
Me: Yeah.
Her: So if I Continue reading

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