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Sinful Sunday 433 – A ring of truth

Posted in Ball stretching, Dr Ruth, Fixing a broken marriage, Sinful Sunday with tags , , , , on July 27, 2019 by Accidental Masturbator

Being acknowledged is sexy. Knowing that Someone is taking notice of You, especially in a sexual sense, is a huge aphrodisiac. And in the wake of several days with Dr Ruth, my Wife simultaneously being obliged to consider my perspective and actually expressing both empathy and regret for Her behaviour towards me, and then being OK when I said I felt horny … well … it’s a virtuous circle and the last couple of days have seen Continue reading

Going backwards

Posted in Dr Ruth, Fixing a broken marriage with tags , , , , , on July 26, 2019 by Accidental Masturbator

It was an innocent enough request on Her part. Obviously She felt justified in making it.
To me it seemed irrational. I complied, though it irritated me to do so.
Nothing more was said, but it sat in the back of my mind.

Was this going to be The New Us?

We had supper as a family.
It was all sociable.
And when the plates were cleared an my Wife and I were left alone in the kitchen, I asked for a Dr Ruth moment.
We sat.
And I asked why She had made what I felt was an unjustified request.

Now you might think, Dear Reader, that Continue reading

Defined

Posted in Meet the Masturbator with tags , , , on December 29, 2015 by Accidental Masturbator

I feel horny.
Ok, there’s a degree to which that goes without saying, but what does that actually mean?
I looked the word up in the dictionary …

horny (adj) /ˈhɔː.ni/ – informal, sexually excited

Nothing ground breaking there, so maybe the question should be what does horny feel like?

I started writing this post, in Continue reading

Make-up-sex

Posted in Fixing a broken marriage with tags , , , on March 23, 2013 by Accidental Masturbator

We argued last night. About things far too big to discuss on the pitiful web pages of this blog. And when our mutual frustrations had been fully vented, and conversation had run civilly dry, I put my boots on, and my coat, and at 10:30pm I walked out of the house and went to the pub.

I drank too much. The barmaid obviously sensed my need and was complicit in my self destructive task, pouring larger measures than she should. Continue reading

Boxing Day blues

Posted in Fixing a broken marriage, Sex with tags , , , , on December 27, 2012 by Accidental Masturbator

4:30am on Boxing Day is a bad time to be awake and horny.
Especially when the object of your lust is fast asleep and is guaranteed not to appreciate being woken for a fuck.
5:30am on Boxing Day is a bad time to be still awake and still horny.
Time to get up, and go downstairs. Continue reading

DLS #2 : Swim club

Posted in Dirty Little Secrets with tags , , , , , , on February 12, 2012 by Accidental Masturbator

Regular readers will know I’ve not been sleeping well recently and waking up far too early. What I’ve not mentioned is that over the last year or so I have fallen out if the habit of taking exercise and have put on more wieght than I am happy with. I have resolved to remedy the latter by making use of my early mornings and, as a former competitive swimmer, I intend to be beasting myself up and down our local swimming pool on a regular basis.

This morning was day one of my new regime. I woke up 2hrs before I needed to start the day, with my usual hard-on, and as much as I would have like to toss myself off, figured my time and calories would be better spent submersed in chlorinated water. So off I went to the pool.

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