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There’s a new kid in school

Posted in Underwear with tags , , , , , on October 25, 2018 by Accidental Masturbator

Standing at the dais, the deputy headmaster looked just a little more pissed off than usual. “It seems we have a new boy in school,” he said in a disapproving tone. “By the name of Melvin.”
The entire school knew exactly what he was talking about, Many found it hard not to snigger, whilst others must surely have winced at the memory of genital and anal torture.

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Carelss shopping

Posted in Underwear with tags , , , , on December 1, 2013 by Accidental Masturbator

It has to be said that over the years I’ve abused my body. And I’m not just talking about the sort of self abuse you probably associate with me, Dear Reader. No, I’ve abused my body in all kinds of fun ways that have lead to injuries: ankles, knees, hips, spine, shoulders, elbows, wrists, neck; I’ve injured them all at some time or other. Thankfully few broken bones, but enough torn muscles and ligaments to see me in the delicate hands of quite a few physiotherapists. It may say something about the profession, that most have been young(ish) and female, and it’s been a lascivious pleasure to be manipulated by some of them.

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