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Probably not.

Posted in Underwear with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on February 10, 2017 by Accidental Masturbator

As you know, Dear Reader, I’m a bit of an underwear junkie. My favorite brand these days is Ergowear, and as with the way online shopping, I get regular promotional emails from them.
[NB I’m not remotely connected with the company, and I don’t get anything¬† from them for plugging them.]

One of the most recent was titled 10 Signs Your Underwear Needs an Upgrade. An interesting presumption, I though, but I read on … Continue reading

No sex please, we’re British bakers

Posted in Random stuff about sex with tags , , , on September 18, 2016 by Accidental Masturbator

We were watching Great British Bake Off.
For those who don’t know, it’s a monumentally successful UK TV game show, nay a national obsession, in which contestants’ baking efforts are judged by professional, celebrity bakers. Yeah, I know. Could there ever be a TV show more quintessentially British!?

It was Batter Week.
For those for whom that makes no sense as a concept … Continue reading

And this is what I bought

Posted in Fixing a broken marriage, Underwear with tags , , , on December 14, 2012 by Accidental Masturbator

I’ve done most of my Xmas shopping today. As you know, Dear Reader, last Xmas I bought my Wife some lingerie, and for a couple of weeks we had some of the best sex we’ve ever had. (She attributes this to me seeing one of my teenage pop heroines in a PVC cat suit just before Xmas, but I like to think the lingerie deserves the credit.) Continue reading

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