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There’s a new kid in school

Posted in Underwear with tags , , , , , on October 25, 2018 by Accidental Masturbator

Standing at the dais, the deputy headmaster looked just a little more pissed off than usual. “It seems we have a new boy in school,” he said in a disapproving tone. “By the name of Melvin.”
The entire school knew exactly what he was talking about, Many found it hard not to snigger, whilst others must surely have winced at the memory of genital and anal torture.

Somewhat in slight contrast to what Wikipedia would have you believe, at our school, the term Continue reading

Oh bollocks, I’ve done it again.

Posted in Underwear with tags , , , , on March 25, 2013 by Accidental Masturbator

With my monumentally unsuccessful attempts to make my Wife feel sexy by buying her underwear, and Her explicit disinterest in me wearing anything more interesting than basic black trunks, my enthusiasm for pants had wained somewhat of late. As you know, Dear Reader, I am on the mailing list for several online underwear stores, but in the last couple of weeks, especially since missing out on the red lace gems, I’ve started ignoring the emails they send me. Much, it appears, to my detriment.

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